New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.

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[Morgan Busby]

The following is the correct grammar and spelling for your two comments:

"Apple rules, whether you like it or not. I love my iPhone, so fuck off haters. If you reply to this comment I need to ask you something. Are you mad?"

"So tell me great teacher, how should I put a proper comment?"

I hope you found this comment helpful.

[0Heavy0Metal0]

Oh boy! I can't wait to see the Tibetan Monks at the zoo! I wonder what they eat?

[kochirakoso]

I was laughing my ass off at the text along the bottom. "10 simple mistakes kids make that cause their parents to get divorced."

[spemat31]

I use mac products and have an iphone and I hate these kind of people that try to talk about apple crap... I just like the computer

[toonbeme]

I heard that Samsung is providing the same service for their customers! Thank god! that both Apple and Samsung care for their customers' family, friends and coworkers well being!

[Danny77uk]

lol the iStore now exists - it's called the AppStore...

[Garret Feezor]

I love how the bar for "repair" is so high at the topics part.

[dinobluto]

Apple lovers are complete losers

[angel007sherm]

The thing is this would never be done by Apple because this would make them almost compatible to the rest of the world, and two they have a product (we make it they buy it) orientation, cute to think about though

[Raider768]

@williamthebrit Did you type that on your iPhone? It needs a better spellcheck.

[ZefVolk]

I imagine Apple will soon have a place in their stores where Apple followers can just gently rub themselves against a golden statue of Steve Jobs. Not in a gay way of course.