"Crappy Break Up" - TdashDUB (LIVE Performance!)

"Crappy Break Up"
A cut from the show @ Kick Butt Coffee in Austin, TX

MP3 song link:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/68607566843aa69c/

"Feedback Welcomed" The Mixtape FREE download:
http://rs605.rapidshare.com/files/281250119/TdashDUB_s_-_Feedback_Welcomed_th...

Beat is produced by E.O.M.
Originally performed by Wax
http://www.youtube.com/user/waxandherbalt
^^ Definitely check these guys out, insanely talented

THANKS FOR ANY AND ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE WHO MADE IT OUT THAT NIGHT!!

==== LYRICS ====
I met this pretty fly thang At a basketball game
Freshmen year in highschool Way before the small fame
I got her number then I hooked her up with my phone
Didn't own a cell at the time, it was my home
Number she would call - I would woo her thru recievers
Spittin kid game hear her giggle through the speakers
We - kept this up for bout 2 weeks ina half
Set a date at her place, I would see her at last
I'll be seein that ass, it is the bomb I will add
Only problem is I gotta meet her mom and her dad
Didn't drive at the time - so I had mom
Go and drop me off, I would call when I'm done
Knocked on the door, she answered it quickly
Parents immediately fell in love with me
The plans: Her dad was cookin dinner n' things
I remember it well, it was buffalo wings
She knew I loved my wings spicey as well
So she told her Dad to go and make em spicy as hell
Yeah - dinner time, so we sat at the table
Damn right, those wings of mine, I was barely able
To di-gest, I was trying my best
The wings were so hot, they were burning my flesh
It's like - Satan shit em out on a plate
I was teary eyed, thinkin this might be a mistake
They tore up my stomach as I quickly digested
And just as fast as that they had to quick-ily exit
I asked where would I go in their fair place
And they showed me to the bathroom under their staircase
I jumped right onto the toilet seat and unloaded
With heavy traffic flow - my butthole exploded
I* couldn't hold it, I* just let it all out
*And then I flushed and waited *for it to go down
Unfortunately look down between my legs
And witnessed brown water around the toilets edge
Yeah......I had shit so much
In large quanity it made the toilet so stuffed
Could have shut it off, I wish I was wiser
But instead, I just witnessed a poo geyser
.................What was a fella to do
Pants down, I was an island in an ocean of poo
Stuck in the bathroom, with no windows to use it
To sneak and run away, I had to face the music
We never spoke again, There was no happy make up
Ending to this damn story, only a crappy break up

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• Wax
• E.O.M.
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[frizzybob]

i guess the funniest part of this is, that you think it's funny

[katrinatecxidor]

hope 2 c more of u

[ItsStaceysWorld]

=] Love it ..x

[sirald66]

M O I S T

[alwaystextback]

So freakin awesome!!

[Yellowcorrado]

HAHA! I love it!! Keep up the excelent work!

Hope all is well with you.

John

[checkersabrina21]

Hey Travis :) It's been a long time and it's nice to see that you're still passionate about this. Keep up the good work! I also wish you'd do sketches again.

[Fringe111]

Fabulous kiddo

[madeleinedotse]

Ohh, I want to see you live too! :] Awesome performance!

Love from Sweden!

[AutumnMaidenDove]

Wow that was awesome. Nice job. I love your songs, they are better than most out there.