Justin Bieber Sucks, He's A Prepackaged, Boring, Claptrap

I have just reached epic troll status. ;)

Beiber's profitability is just another price signal displaying how much mainstream popular music sucks. Looks like we haven't bottomed yet. He's boring, and his music lacks any depth or power that touches people's hearts. He's a nobody, and in around two years, I bet no one will remember him, while legends like Lennon, Hendrix, Cobain, Mercury, and Morrison will live on in memory.

If you're masochist and want to see what I'm talkin 'bout:
(I highly reccommend that you don't watch it all at once, at least not without some immediate therapy music from a real musician on site to clean our your ears and mind.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&feature=player_embedded#!

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[T00TIEFR00TIE9]

H- having

A- anger

T- towards

E- everyone

R- reaching

S- success

[GuardofLiberty]

@T00TIEFR00TIE9 Hope you're having fun with that strawman.

Cool story bro.

[MVPacMan23]

Wow, aren't you a little revolutionary? You have truly opened my ears, as before now I was unaware of "Justin Bieber's" lack of musical ability. Up to this point, I had never listened to any of his music, and had no idea of his lack of originality or unexplainable popularity. People like you are needed to save America from heathens like me, and I appreciate your generosity. You are not in any way self congratulatory by anointing yourself an "epic troll", and your comments are profoundly wise.

[GuardofLiberty]

@MVPacMan23 Lol @ you actually thinking I give a shit about what you say. Derp.

[wntw319]

marry me! well don't but thank you for expressing my opinion on the music industry. and this is coming from a 15 year old girl that HATES beiber

[GuardofLiberty]

@wntw319 Well I could marry you, but then I'd probably be doing some time in the Man's cell. It's nice to see a kid that has her head on straight.

Oh, and you'll probably enjoy my "Justin Bieber in 3 Years" video.

[MrSmooooth1]

Justin bieber is like a vacuum, he sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

[GuardofLiberty]

@mspinkstar1234 Most girls past the age of 15-16 do as well. :P

[fuckyou334]

hahah bieber... what a faggit bieber sucks!!

[theSharperEnd]

Q - What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a bucket of Cow Dung?

A - The bucket.

[ryanisryan69]

Little justins balls might not ever drop. Maybe some fuckin bullshit rap/ hip hop singles with big names? He will make fuckin shit music for years to come and make millions of dollars.(more)

Got I hate justin bieber.

[MVPacMan23]

I don't actually care about what you have to say, see my above comment. I find your commentary boring and insipid, and I assume you get most of your opinions from Facebook groups.

Nigga.

[elvispresleytcb1]

Infact i have every Doors Lp that was put out before Jim Morrison died

[elvispresleytcb1]

I am a HUGE fan of the Doors Jimi Hendrix Kurt Cobain and the Beatles And i gotta say that their music is much better than Justin Beaver's JUSTIN BEAVER SUCKS ASS