The Awkward Song

A couple friends and I attempt to descrbie the pains of being awkward in a poorly-performed song of sorts.

Lyrics:

Awkward moments define my life
Bumping into my friend's ex-wife

Awkward moments make my day
I tried to hit on a guy who's gay

Awkward moments follow me home
My friend left the bathroom and I was alone (still talking)

Awkward moments happen all night
It turns out these jeans were too darn tight

CHORUS
I really wish it weren't like this!
My life is always hit and miss!
You may say it's just a song, but gosh darn it, you're frigging wrong!

Awkward moments happen around
I tried to turn and I fell down

Awkward moments define my life
Speakerphone...enough said

Awkward moments make me crack
Waved to a friend that didn't wave back

Awkward moments make the day long
Accidentally called my teacher 'Mom'
Awkward moments break my slumber
I always call the wrong number

Awkward moments make everything wrong
By mistake I found my brother's bong

Awkward moments all day long
Even happened during this song

Awkward moments throw me off-kilter
I really have no mental filter!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Awkward
• moments
• embarassing
• song
• ridiculous

[MajorGleeFanatic]

I can so relate!

[Domodeath]

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