Is Evolution Making A Monkey Out of You?

Local fucktards handing out flyers, outside of an anthropology class, for a seminar with the "unbelievable" DVD from Kent Hovind. Some notes on the "Dr."

He's currently serving a 10 year federal prison term.

One of his "degrees" is from an naccredited Babtist college--Bachelor of Religious Education.

His "doctorate" is from an unaccredited correspondence school--Masters and Doctorate in Christian Education--which he earned in a matter of months; his was dissertation incomplete, with poor writing, poor spelling, and poor grammatical style, no references, and repeated pages. He keeps it under copyright so others cannot use against him.

He ran "Dinosaur Adventure Land" theme park depicting humans and dinosaurs co-existing, with a depiction of "Loch Ness monster," and claims that "a few small dinosaurs still roam the planet."

Made $2 million a year from speaking and mechandise but paid no taxes; was charged with federal tax evasion, all assets seized, and given 10 year prison term. Claimed god owned all his assets, and that he himself was bankrupt.

But, as he often points out, flaws in a man do not necessarily make what he is saying untrue, so you be the judge:

The "Hovind Theory" starts the biblical account of Noah as follows: Noah's family and two of every "kind" of animal (including young dinosaurs) safely boarded the Ark before a minus 300° F (~-184°C) ice meteor came flying toward the earth and broke up in space. Some of the meteor fragments became rings and others caused the impact craters on the moon and some of the planets. The remaining ice fragments fell to the north and south poles of the earth.

He explains the fossils were created by billions of organisms that were washed together by the mass destruction of the worldwide flood, completely buried, and rapidly fossilized.

The resulting "super-cold snow" fell near the poles, burying the mammoths standing up. Ice on the North and South pole cracked the crust of the earth releasing the fountains of the deep, which in turn caused certain ice age effects, namely the glacier effects. This made the earth "wobble around" and collapsed the vapor canopy that protected it.

During the first few months of the flood, the dead animals and plants were buried, and became oil and coal, respectively. The last few months of the flood included geological instability, when the plates shifted. This period saw the formation of both ocean basins and mountain ranges and the resulting water run-off caused incredible erosion — Hovind states that the Grand Canyon was formed in a couple of weeks during this time. After a few hundred years, the ice caps slowly melted back retreating to their current size and the ocean levels increased, creating the continental shelves. The deeper oceans absorbed much of the carbon dioxide in earths atmosphere and thus allowed greater amounts of radiation to reach the earth's surface. As a result, human lifespans were shortened considerably in the days of Peleg.

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[BaldBunny37]

Kent Hovind is the Smartest guy ever. Do yourself a favor and just believe everything he says. There is no Proof of evoluiton. Also ghostwriter511, you are not even pronouncing his name right, that shows what you know about him.

[ghostwriter511]

I'm going to assume this is sarcasm...

[TookiGuy]

Mind blowing? Yeah... like in "shotgun".

I'm not too worried about it, though. We're showing decent progress when it comes to fucktardation.

Are their coccoons hard, by the way?

[ghostwriter511]

Very thin. I didn't touch it while it was occupied, for fear of hurting it, but if you watched it, it would spasm. After the butterfly left the husk was very thin and wispy.

[NexusCapital]

I like apologetics.

[inputverifier]

@BaldBunny37 I sure hope you are being sarcastic... I REALLY DO!!!

IF so, then ya, good one.

[elh126]

LOL..there's NO PROOF dipshit..Get over it. SHOW me evidence! There are too many gaps in time..not 1 shred of evid.. There are still monkeys and fish. You talk a big game and call people enough names but at same time you have NOTHING to prove what you believe..but hey! It's better to face the alternative right. So just stay out of school in your rat-hole apartment tripping on whatever and don't be late for your little drum circle monkey-man.

[neverfearchrisishere]

.....Is it legal in America to use a prefix or postfix on your name that your not entitled too??? That's nuts.

Its illegal in most countries to go around calling yourself Dr soandso unless you've earned it.

[martiangrundy]

Any one struggling to find, and fancy a copy of Hovind's "thesis"?

PM me or summat. I have it. I'd be delighted to send a copy to anyone who want's it.

*DANGER* *DANGER* *DANGER*

I take NO responsibility whatsoever. Any one reading said paper does so entirely at their own risk. If when reading one experiences disorientation, desist and take vigorous exercise until it passes.

if symptoms persist consult a doctor. a REAL doctor. ;-)

[MrsSemenov]

Why dont you reasearch this yourself. It seems like you have been brainwashed.

[auroradamien]

Kent Hovind for president..... of the stupid fucktard society.

[toragpoons]

lololololol!

[BaldBunny37]

Kind of how you dump your ball sack into your moms mouth?

[Orthrus]

What is your creationists' obsession with gay sex? You secretly want it so you try to dump it on other people or something?