Joshua Spaanz (drapht - jimmy recard remix)

Lets take it back to 1994 just quickly
I came into this world, and my Ma thought
Ima name this little boy josh
Plain old boring old josh
And I always thought
If I had a different name, would my life be different?
Like

Imagine if I had a name like spaaaaanz
Evolved from his actual last name
The king of the dutch
got a loose asshole
lacking arm muscles
Liked by all known but we can smell his loose asshole
Pass the parcel and shimmy
Everybody pass quicker then getting offerred fat ass or hairy fanny
If anything, josh's a man of the millennium
No true men can better him, exept maybe
jesse whittakarr
he gets women taking of their bra.
I swear hes rarer
than a chimney on a mini car,
golf at the cinema
or bandies ball hair
But compared to spaanzy, Bandys so last year!
Brassieres, are thrown at his feet
Ladies love him cos hes not a little mother fucking geek
(Bleurgh, yeah yeah yeah) like liam that lil fucka
what a motherfucking jew
he has a small pin(hes got a pin!)
It's

Chorus:
J.S. JOSHUA SPAAAANNZ
Raise your glass for the king of niggars
Its J.S. JOSHUA SPAAAANNZ!
Women swinging their bras, ladies swinging their bra
For J.S. JOSHUA SPAAAANNZ!!
All my people singing hoorah hoorah
For big spaanz., come and get down with big spaanz

He was always has a nice face like a nice guy
Has a good time
Wiser than 95% of A.E guys
four whores pull his pants down revealing his woody
liam was hiding tryna see all that he could see
And it could be cos he had four babes on his arms
Every week 4 different girls on his arm
His mum a cleaner, dad blind fitta
Concoct a little something, nine months, who popped out?

Chorus

The S, the P, the A, the A, the N, the Z, the Y, the Y
Its Spaansy! Its Spaanzy!
The S, Spaanzy, no matter what
The P, Spaanzy, no matter what
The A, Spaanzy, no matter what
Its Spaanzy!

Yeah, check
Its like everything he touches
Turns from old to amazing
Destiny on his side hes pulling chicks with names like daisy
bitch with blonde hair, the best there is
made liam eat his pubic hair and lived
Untouchable
He never perish
Reason my life is full
He was the blackest of them all
Like mirror mirror on the wall
Like Wirrpanda diggin a hole
Mum comes up with josh
but my nicknames spaanzy
many chilis he will stomach
Every man will mimic
spaanzy
fridgets turn to whores like britney
Thats why hes always fucking hitting on hot bitches
The names ringing in your ears man isnt it?
Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors
He was oblivious
A sunshine day and night
Would my luck change if I was given a name like

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jesse
• whittaker
• production.
• music
• drapht
• jack
• and
• spaanz
• vocals
• jesse-
• video

[yakmangopro]

fucking queer as

[ayytekay]

bahahhahah wtf

[xReaCtiiOnzAU]

BHAHAHAHHAHA

[PerthUnderground1]

tapped cunts haha

[biggapenisthanurs]

gay u wreaked drapht u freid cunt

[Stumpy6074]

atleast ur listening to the right music

[MichaelBMXPerth]

that is fukin funni haha

[AdamBMXPerth]

haha