Oops, I Did It Again

I must be developing some severe masochistic tendencies, but again, I lived to see it through.

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[RotarFlow]

should of had the werewolf that was in Masquerade: Bloodlines...

*fuck that was 1 huge bitch.... only two options when he showed up...A - Run B - Run Faster*

[OminousVoice]

Or decapitate it with an observatory.

(... that's a weird fucking sentence)

[AxezCore]

You must now go on a 24 hour purification journey of bingedrinking, or turn in your balls and man card at your local watering hole.

[nekedemus]

Sooo,,,, your secret hobby is to watch crappy movies and then tell all the whole world about it.

I do it the other way around . I watch good films and then tells nobody.

[Meiklelodians]

This is one of the funniest film reviews I have seen....and I havent seen the movie and will probably never.....

[TheLifthrasir]

I was hoping this would be you singing :P

[RyuDarragh]

Werewolves come in several flavors. The change is from man to beast, which usually means man to wolf. There are the mangy anthro types (what it is with the KY jelly, I do not want to speculate), fully furred, but with no tail, anthro types (VanHellsing style) all the way to the four legged wolf types. They either are the amnesiac killer types all the way to the fully aware types. Pick your plot device and wing it. Vampires and Werewolves are sublimated sexual metaphors, mostly.

[AtheistArchives]

I am so glad/sad you went through that pain to save me the same fate 8)

[Atrocitas6]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, now I need to reinstall bloodlines.

I really hope some author or script writer comes along and re-badassizes vampires. Though I doubt any self-respecting artist will cover vampires for quite some time, considering the shit storm of terrible writing this mormon fucktard has stirred up. Maybe in a few years vampires will be restored to their former glory.

[Leadman1989]

i too saw this movie

i didn't hate it as much as i wanted to

but i made up for it by seeing ninja assassin AWESOME

[naughtypagan72]

Vampire movies have pissed me off since 'Queen of the Damned' - they seriously fucked that movie up >:( I guess the last good Vampire flick that I liked was 'Interview'... and then I get pissed about Rice becoming a Jesus Phreak :( Guess I'll have to go back to Lagosi :p

[SeventhCycle]

So you're saying that the first Twilight movie was the equivalent of Star Wars episode 1, and the second one was like Star Wars episode 2?

[M0US3P0T4TO]

From what I understand, the author of the books that the movies are based on is Mormon. This may well explain why the films are a bit ... um ... Well, I think I'll just let you fill in the blank yourself.