As 99 Points Go By (Calculus Song)

Trisha and Ivy perform Trisha's take on the song 99 Red Balloons in calculus class. Special thanks to Ashley for filming.

Lyrics:
Last thing I need on a block Wednesday
Is a test on what I know
Derivatives and integrals
Good thing I studied the night before--

Number one is too easy
it's L'Hospital
But number three...

99 to integrate, to explicate the first theorem
99 too late to fake my way through f'
As 99 points go by...

Riemann sums and maximums
And Rolle's theorems
I guess I'll guess
A, B, C, which one'll it be?
"does not exist" works well for me
I still have ten problems to try
Too late to cry as 99 points go by

99 parametrics
99 implicits
Worry, worry as my grade plummets
This is it guys, calculus has done it

My future is decreasing with velocity
Of 105--as 99 points go by

99 minutes lost, finding out what I did wrong
Despair sits in with tangents, and Leibnitz, and my grade...

Category:

Education

Tags:

• 99
• red
• balloons
• calculus
• trisha
• song
• points
• math
• ivy
• luftballoons

[mustdie27]

Kill it with fire!

[lagooshka]

one of the worst i've seen. nice.

[qigong1001]

AAAArgh! I'm going to puke! Just kiddin' ....Not really.

[IndianXC]

Kill it with fire!

[dabeshu]

grr

[infinityorzero]

Well done, y'all, well done.

From a Calculus teacher and HUGE fan of Nena.

[HeresSeem]

I can not understand " my english is ugly"

[CamdenBloke]

Very nice!!!

[SolarHillAdventures]

wtffffffffFFFF???

[Gibson090]

Wow! I love songs about calculus (pulls the trigger)