JSK- I be a Gangster Yo music video

A song, as well as a video that I made, the orignal beat was taken from Xzibit's Front 2 Back.
I don't think the video is that great though lol.
Front 2 Back Parody Lyrics
Intro:
Yo I be that rapper than ain't quite black
Well I can always pretend to be can't I?
Nah, I dont think so holmes

Yo yo yo, I be saying yo, because that makes me gangster yo
gonna grab my ho
gonna plow my fields until the sun goes down
I be the one delivering pizza, cant get a real job makes me frown
Saying that will 22.95 for that extra large pizza
I cant even afford to pay for muh heater!
Since I dropped out of school so early
Bein a gangster makes me crazeh!

I try picking up girls all the time
Droppin off lines, sayin dayummm girl you fine
But they never want me, but oh well
I'm gonna cry and eat more food at taco bell

I try fitting in with all the other gangster dudes
But they say I'm too nice, not very rude
I said one time I stole a postcard from a souviner shop
And didnt have any of the the cops show up!
Perhaps I wasn't mean to be a gangster, but emo
Cuttin my wrists in slow mo!
Nah I cant be a hard gangster dude
But one that is more Persian than you!

I like wearing my hat
No I dont have a cat
I think cats are cute and cuddly though
If my cat died I would be all like Oh no!

I try picking up girls all the time
Droppin off lines, sayin dayummm girl you fine
But they never want me, but oh well
I'm gonna cry and eat more food at taco bell

I try picking up girls all the time
Droppin off lines, sayin dayummm girl you fine
But they never want me, but oh well
I'm gonna cry and eat more food at taco bell

So maybe I cant be a famous rapper, just a small time guy
Who likes to play his guitar from time to time
Rippin out tunes to Fallout boy
To girls I'm just a boy toy
That cant get his hair to do that flippy thing
Yo I be bustin out cash, heres my engagement ring
Just kiddin, I be too gangster for commitment yo
I be the gangster crying to sad songs on the radio

I try picking up girls all the time
Droppin off lines, sayin dayummm girl you fine
But they never want me, but oh well
I'm gonna cry and eat more food at taco bell

Heres the end of my song yo
So listen up well
Next time you see me I'll be stylin my hair up with gel
Guess I can never be a hard gangster dude
But I be the little tank engine that could? Pause...Wait that didn't rhyme?

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[kxcjcj]

hehehehe i have the same hoodie when you talk about pizza

[xKlaaaaa]

LMAO, too funny.

[Paiopa]

LMAO oh man. Just when I thought you couldn't get any weirder you surprise me yet again. Nicely done.

[robynxriot]

LMFAO niice your song is in my ipod xD