Parody Translation on REAL Ukraine Army Comercial

Finally We find out what makes the Ukraine Army so cool! here is the real translation of this funny video.

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i'd like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don't you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

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[GSMOUSA]

but seriously guys, can anybody really translate the ad for me? I can't understand Ukranian, please please can someone translate for me ??

[JACEDOWN]

go to the more info page of this video for the correct translation...didn't you see it?

[JACEDOWN]

@GSMOUSA Really? (holds GSMOUSA and walks over to more info area of the video) Here is the correct translation...and FYI...."A FRIGGIN' POP-UP AT THE START OF THE VIDEO SHOWS YOU THAT THE GET INFO PAGE HAS THE PROPER TRANSLATION"

[2soldiersoffortune]

Фу Фу Фу Фу

[Switcher1972]

Bad translation - full of typos... The ad deserves a good laugh anyway.

[GSMOUSA]

@JACEDOWN and why are you so upset? did I offend you anyhow? so I didn't pay attention to the translation, big deal??

[ilovedogs4780]

What the hell is this promoting? go pickup hot chicks in your tank?

[Neverhooder]

Oh my God.

This is terrible....Terribly funny!

But mostly just terrible.

[natUkrainaPolonia]

@belarusthebest yu are a dickhead!! Belarus sucks balls of Ukrayina u stoopid shit!!!

[GeneralThornton]

The Kazakhstani military seems to be recruiting women now. What is the world coming to?

[igordimid]

@GSMOUSA lol im ukrainian. tha army comes and tha guy asks for some water so all tha girls bring him some and then i dont really understand tha rest hahaha shit.

[CommanderC00L558]

Jacedown... I am absolutely mezmorized by your intro. Could you please tell me the name of the song in the beginning?

[skeeyouchoochoo]

TO PEOPLE SAYING HE TRANSLATED IT INCORRECTLY- NO FUCKING DUH ITS A "PARODY"

[RaizenToguro]

hahahahahaha