Douchebag (Original) - Chris Cendaña

Hey everyone! So one day, before doing a show at OTB Bicycle Cafe here in Pittsburgh, I saw a girl with her friend at the bar who looked like they were expecting someone to meet them. A couple minutes after noticing them, I saw this guy who was acted like he owned the place, who apparently who was who the girl was meeting. She gets up all excited, hugs him, they have a bunch of drinks, and by the end of the night, the girl is totally getting ignored by this super obnoxious douchebag because he really wants to go out with her friend, but the girl absolutely didn't care and was eating up any second of attention she was getting. So I decided to write this song and dedicate it to all the girls who ask themselves, "Why do I fall for the a-holes all the time?"

In short, the point of this song is this:
Guys are douchebags because they feel it's effective. Girls always seem to overlook what's right in front of them.

I hope you enjoy! :)

-Chris Cendaña

"Douchebag" by Chris Cendaña
Cendana Records LLC 2011

Lyrics
There you go
Eyeing him
You think he looks back but he sees your friend, yeah
But you don't care

Oh my God
He's coming here
How do I look Karen
How's my hair? Yeah
It's fine my dear

It is apparent to him you're transparent
Maybe that's how I should act

I should be a douchebag
Dress up in pricey ties and business slacks
Hook up at a bar
Kick you out my car
Maybe never call you back

I should be a douchebag
Act like a jerk and stab you in the back
It's funny cause it's true
The only way to you
And you know it is a fact

I should be a douchebag, yeah 2x

There he is
As you wish
This is his pond you are just a fish
yeah
you don't care

He reels you up to get a taste
but his eyes are fixed on your friends face yeah
This I swear

It is apparent to him you're transparent
Maybe that's how I should act

I should be a douchebag
Dress up in pricey ties and business slacks
Hook up at a bar
Kick you out my car
Maybe never call you back

I should be a douchebag
Act like a jerk and stab you in the back
It's funny cause it's true
The only way to you
And you know it is a fact

I should be a douchebag, yeah 2x

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Also, enjoy the teaser! Recorded in the studio with Josh Gawaldo :D


CHORDS:
Verse: C G/B Am G F C G (2x)
Pre-Chorus: Am F C G Am F G
Chorus: C Am G F (2x)
Post-Chorus: C/E F G Am C/E F G

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Chris
• Cendana
• Douchebag
• Original
• Shit
• Girls
• Say
• Karen
• Terrell
• Suggs
• Skip
• Bayless
• Pittsburgh
• OTB
• Bicycle
• Cafe
• Filipino

[SimplyFloating]

Funny song but it's hard to hear you say "douchbag"...I don't picture you being that type of guy. Other than that, I always like your creativity and your voice is amazing.

[ccendana]

@SimplyFloating eh, i'm not a douchebag. i'm still an advocate for love, peace, and romance. :)

[evannoo]

the opening credits are like lost. shits nuts

[ccendana]

@evannoo why thank you! my buddy Mark Haas did the sound for the intro

[DirtieF0X]

This song was Legen.. wait for it

...dary! Legendary!

[ccendana]

@DirtieF0X ahh i got it!

[anzpride008]

This reminds me of Barney from How I Met Your Mother hahaha

[acousticlv]

LOVE THE BOX DRUM!

[jefyulo]

This is soo awesome man. If I may ask, what program did you use to split the vids in half and combine two videos together ? Thanks man

[michellerichter]

Very Bowling for Soup.  I love it!

[Spintown9]

This is great.

[0oooooo0]

@SimplyFloating lol stop getting so emotional man, its just a bit of fun init.

[iLLuzioNisT04]

why is this not on itunes 

[bittersweethood]

this is a really great song,and u sound really good but...forgive me,yur facial expression looks like a woman, it will be so much better if u...um..you know be like more man. Its a really good song,u have a great voice and i really mean it

[aznmnky48]

No thanks. I love nice guys :)

[lesleylikescupcakes]

@ccendana <3