Sea Arrrgh! 8 Million Clams -June 14 Join the Anonymous-

Avast, mateys! I be here to warn ye about the scurvy dogs at the "Church" of Scientology. A blacker-hearted bunch of knaves I never did see, and I be a pirate! Why, in the "Church" of Scientology, children as young as 12 be pressured into joinin' the Sea Org, the "Church"s sorry excuse fer a navy. And once the rascals make those poor lads and lasses sign a BILLION-YEAR CONTRACT, they work them to the bone!

No self-respectin' pirate would work EIGHTY-HOUR WEEKS FOR FIFTY DOLLARS PAY, but that's what they get in the Sea Org.

No Pirate would expect a cabin boy to do the work of a full-grown sailor, but in the "Church" of Scientology the little ones in the Sea Org are worked as hard as their parents!

When a pirate crosses his captain, he expects fair punishment, but in the Sea Org ye can be sent away to the Rehabilitation Project Force for months or even years. In the RPF, every day is nothin' but back-breakin' work and little sleep, and often for crimes a captain ought not bat an eye over. Even children get sent to the RPF!

If ye be as disgusted as we, then there's only one thing to do...
JOIN THE CREW OF THE GOOD SHIP ANONYMOUS!

Wear yer finest piratin' clothes! We pirates will have fine music, dancin' and food. Just be sure those blasted ninjas don't be gettin' to the cake before ye do.

http://seaarrrgh.com

http://Xenu.net
http://XenuTV.com
http://COanon.org
http://GoAnonymous.org
http://WhyWeProtest.com
http://Enturbulation.org
http://ExScientologyKids.com

The term "clams" in this context refers to Scientologists that are still part of the "Church" proper. It was coined a number of years ago by the old guard critics of the cult. It refers to tendency of a Scientologist to "clam up", closing their mind and refusing to even listen to you further when you present them with an undeniable kernel of truth regarding the "Church".

All statements of fact in this song have been verified in courts of law around the world, often by agents of the "Church" of Scientology itself while under oath. However, the El Queso Allstar's opinions of individuals within the "Church" and their spiritual beliefs are not necessarily shared by Anonymous. But most probably are.

The "Church" of Scientology has made a sincere effort to ban the El Queso Allstars everywhere they can. Should a religion really be able to get music banned because they disagree with the message or it hurts their feelings? If the answer is yes, then literally all music would be banned. Help us speak out against this cult that so callously stomps out any usage of free speech they dislike.

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• tom
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• beck
• john
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[thelastanon]

music source puhleaze?

excellent video is excellent

silly scilon is silly

[Ogsonofgroo]

Purrrrrfectly awesome!

5stars production!

[SARAHEMOSS]

o man this is a trip i had no idea we were on you on youtube guys wtf who made this video to our track??!! o man i laugh when i hear this.was my fav we did. we did not make this vid people. an im p2 officially tellin you cuz im singin in this bitch.

[ToryluvsLRH]

Of course you did ....LMAO!

[HouseSpiderAnon]

lol can't read the queen's English?  Or was it blackPR you didn't understand? Look it up in whatever Scientology dictionary you OSA geeks use. I got the term right out of a policy letter written by L. Ron Hubbard himself.

[ToryluvsLRH]

Not sure what you just said but I bet to anonymous it was important ...

[HouseSpiderAnon]

OR could it be that this is a repost and the original post has over 3000 views, 180 comments and until I messed with the settings was in the top 80 most discussed and favorited videos of the month for activist videos?

Scilon black PR = fail

[HouseSpiderAnon]

Thanks. =P Seems SOMEONE failed to mention this is a repost. 0_o

[Zkweeker]

OMG the song is awesome!

[IamScn]

WOW! Look at all the people who have come in here! Could it be the stupid video is boring them to the point of an early exit? Could be ...