Snapey Baby (Song Parody of Santa Baby) Lyrics Included.

My naughty song tribute to Snape's eternal yumminess. Please forgive the singing. I sound like I gargled with razorblades. XD

Lyrics:

Snapey baby, slip a potion under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Snapey baby, a lovely serpent of my own too, from you
I'll wait up for you dear
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Think of all the snark I've missed
Think of all dark delights that you haven't dished
Bring the handcuffs, I'll bring the hood
We can go right down the list
Boo doo bee doo

Snapey honey, I want it hot and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeons tonight

Snapey cutie, there's one thing I really do need, do the deed
blow my ever-loving mind
Snapey cutie, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Snapey baby, I'm stocking up my chest with K-Y, ah sigh
Rated 'X' all the time
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Come and curl my little toes
let me run my fingers down that sexy nose
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Snapey baby, forgot to mention one little thing, your thing
I don't mean a bone
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight

Hurry out the dungeon tonight
Hurry out the dungeon tonight

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Snape
• Severus
• Song
• Parody

[SanguineHarp]

Love it! Got the update from ff.net. FTW! Merry Christmas. :D

[solomru]

@SanguineHarp Glad you liked it. :) Have you seen my 100 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley vid? XD It's sung to 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. It's my fav parody so far.

[FriendToHobbits]

I love this!  XD

[Tricorvus]

OMG. I love it. Musical foreplay! :D :D

[Alexa93artaker]

Love it !

[miamcclair]

Wow - i love Xmas Songs and HP so when i saw the update for this on FF.NET i was soo happy. you have a beautiful singing voice and i love the song and your stories. post more songs - enjoying them. wishing i could have this as part of my holiday music collection - sigh. X.

[IamGodsGirlandsecond]

Hahah! thats Bloody brilliant! Havent laughed or blushed so hard in such a long time! XD

[DrarryRayn]

You sound awesome! Simply Fantastic!

[susanasotelo12]

xD THAT WAS BRILLIANT! xD

[SanguineHarp]

@solomru Lols. I have now! Snicker. If only he had really died. >_< You have such a lovely voice. All Ella Fitzgerald.

[leahh617]

You sound great! Love all ur fics btw :)