The Randomness Rap PART DEUX! [with lyrics]

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT JOSH. ASK HIM YOURSELF. d:

original song by http://www.youtube.com/user/thecomputernerd01

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a better version of josh's music video lol jk
yeah idk how josh can edit all day..
i was way too lazy to film the rest of it..

ENJOY IT ANYWAYS! :D

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LYRICS:
[i was the first to post these, thank you very much d:]

I look like a rabbit
Eat lots of cheese
Play halo 3
Tea bag everyone I see
I dont really care
Im not a n00b
just look like one chillin in my tube

Meet my iPod his name is Billy
He plays my music and smells a little weird
My guitar pick is yellow
And the jello is red
Coke beats Sprite and my lyrics are TIGHT

Mary had a little lamb
Josh had a little plunger
This is Ozkar, This is Fran
I eat Pineapples for breakfast
Lunch is my favorite subject
Cheese + Ham = Ham and cheese
Sandwiches are the best so everyone
Stand up and itch yourself

I got a bear, you got my underwear
My shorts are orange
I dance with my grandpa
If you ask me who I am then I'll just tell you
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a BEAST
Every single day I play with my broken drumstick
Photobooth is my life
And my toilet is clogged once again Im sorry but I couldnt help it
The cottage cheese smells really bad
My beanie makes me look like an egg head
Oh yeah I look like an egg and smell like usher at the same time
So boys and girls get up and lets dance!

My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive
Because its really slide-y and it looks really hip
Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li
And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard Im the best one
Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me

+Josh Dance Time!+

Come on its time to eat your cereal
My bandanna makes me look like a homie
So Im gonna eat some bologna
Pass me some
I dont really want to
Its all for me and none for you
These are my vehicles
They are expensive

Oh yeah and I want to eat some food
So pass the rubiks cube and lets make a sandwich
in the kitchen with some mayo
I dont know, this is my pig
And this is my hand;; I like to fight crime
Makin fart sounds with your hands
And I want to build a tower cuz I look so good

My name is Josh and I am the greatest rapper
Just ask my grandma she never lies
And my sour watermelons are my babies
They taste so good just like my socks

Cuz I am so KOOL and thats spelled with a K
And my pants have stripes on them
That means Im really GANGSTAHHH
So why am I talking so slow
I really dont know why
I am a guy! That rhymes with why
LOL means laugh out loud
And JK means..
Josh Kicks beavers in the butt!
[Spoken: N-No I, No I dont]

Worms, cows, beavers, penguins
Those are my favorite animals in the whole entire world
I better go yo and Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat
Im gonna go to the bathroom and
Eat my favorite chips privately cuz I cant trust you
My dog smells bad
I like to play with my remote cuz it has nine numbers on it
I need to really fart

Pea. Nut. But. Ter. cookies are the best
And their cereal has captain crunch
on the cover OH MY GOSH



My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive
Because its really slide-y and it looks really hip
Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li
And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard Im the best one
Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me


My car is a total chick magnet
Cuz it magnetizes chicks to it
Because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes
I try to carve messages into my desk but I always lose
And end up having a really bad day
You may call me weird but all I have to say is
My name is Josh and I like to eat chickens
Oh yeah I like to eat chickens

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[thejerzinator]

i LOVE how people don't actually read the description box. d:

READ. THE. DESCRIPTION BOX.

[jtp600]

is that a guy?

[thejerzinator]

which one? there's me, my bro, and then josh. if you're talking about me, i am not a guy, my hair was shorter then. heh.

[floiyd55]

do you know him

[thejerzinator]

who, josh? o.0?

[Maniacsisters]

I love this xD Awesome that you know Josh IRL =D You're really pretty ^^

[thejerzinator]

this is kinda late.. but thank you =]

[514Dante]

the original video was WAY better

[Windaura1]

Wow, when his shorts were orange, it looks like Rock lee from Naruto LOL

[Jazzumzify]

OMG that was SCARY!!! I paused at 1:02 T^T

[Rock00Roll1]

copy and paste them and them print them out DUHHHHHH

[lovingyouinsilence]

lazzy! :p

[89jonh]

Think you im righting down the lyics so i can sing it to my friends i got some of the words wrong so think you for setting me straight.

[supergofer]

gay....

[imaphil4life]

OKAY :D

[nerdycupcake96]

haha i finally found someone who does 'd:' instead of ':P'

loll xD yayy.

[VisualDesignFX]

Agree with 514Dante