Natty Light First Beer In Space: The Plan

Danny and Rich came to us with the idea to make Natty Light the first beer in space and we said go for it. Meet the guys and see how they're gonna send a Natty into the Nattmosphere.

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  Comedy

[Bukakk E Madness]

send a bag of weed into space. not canned water.

[sliv5sliv]

ha ha they are what actual cool people like to call "chads". And what these "chads" do is walk around ending every sentence with the word" "bro". They also like to circle jerk, get drunk, and have no understanding that they are wasting their lives away. "how do you know how cold it is up there?" Really? Uh if you launching something @ 100k ft you should know this, mainly because not all equipment works at -170 degrees.

[sliv5sliv]

You don't have too, as long as whatever your launching isn't combustible or motorized. And also as long as your not planning on releasing something into orbit. At that point you have to let FAA and NASA know because its then deemed space junk, and anything bigger then 1cm has to be and can be tracked so it doesn't collide with other satellites and especially the International space station. Objects in orbit can travel at speeds of 8,000 m/s(roughly 20,000mph).

[3lite768]

How do you get permission from the FAA to do this?

[ryanladdy91]

You should put all the Natty in the world in a rocket and fire it into space so nobody has to drink it anymore.

[Ikana188]

Cause they're cool, and say things like "AkA" and "Natty" and "natnosphere" and "your mom" and "fuck you". They're just too wild and young! Woohoo! "we wear ripped jeans, and poke fun at each other, but it's cool cuz we're bros and stuff man. We love beer! so we call is precious and stuff!" they probably smoke some mad tobacco too man, and laugh really loud when they walk around in groups of friends together. You wouldn't understand cause your're not cool man, just drink some more "natty"!

[misha mansoor]

hahaaha!

[Master Essene]

They hope it will make it taste decent. It wont.

[misha mansoor]

why do faggots keep calling it a natty