Martin Luther - 95 Theses (1517) - A Parody / The Protestant Reformation

http://www.rodneyohebsion.com/tlrac.htm

If Jesus were alive today, he'd hate the Catholic Church more than a liberal hates the Bushes.

The Bible contains God's complete message to all of mankind—and yet, the Catholic Church is telling us to forget about it, and follow a bunch of rules made up by some lunatic guys wearing funny hats. If it were up to the Pope and his team of thugs, we'd bury every copy of the Bible on the planet, and spend Church sessions reciting Klingon gibberish while rubbing our bellies and tapping our heads.

And to make matters worse, the Pope thinks he's CEO of Christ Enterprises, and he's claiming we can buy forgiveness for our sins by donating money to the Church.

But guess what? God doesn't care what the Pope has to say. He cares about what He Himself had to say.

The only way to salvation is through the belief that Jesus is the Messiah, Bruce Wayne is Batman, and fat-free foods can still make you fat.

How do I know? It says it in the Bible.

Where? Um... Look—it doesn't need to say it. OK.

I said it.

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[mary42orlandi]

Jesus dosen't hate!



[Vegx91GM9]

@7209ann1222 there are several things in the catholic church that are not in the bible eg popes, purgatory, monasteries. Jesus would be enraged if he saw the catholic church as he would be appalled by the wealth of the church "it is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom” Heck the catholic church disobeys the commandment of "thou shall not worship graven images" by building statues of saints and calling on them for help

[Tecunuman007]

Agreed.

Psalm 5:4-5

4 For you are not a God who is pleased with wickedness; with you, evil people are not welcome.

5 The arrogant cannot stand in your presence.

You hate all who do wrong;

[craventref]

hate is satan, jesus never hate or ask to hate anybody. this is so stupid deciever!!

[7209ann1222]

Anyone who agrees with this doesn't really know or understand the Catholic Church!!! None of this is true. I studied and prayed. I now understand. This video is untrue!!! Search and seek the Lord for he is TRUTH and LOVE. Go to catholic tv.com and ewtn. Do your own research and don't listen to lies. May Our Lord Jesus Christ give you the gift to know the TRUTH!

[Bycoon]

Agreed

[Flopstar80]

Agreed