LMAN awards #1 The Vine Rhyme and Fool For A Lifetime

This video is the presentation of the first two Linguistic Manifestations of Advanced Neurosis awards.

These awards are given to individuals who, despite their cognitive challenges, are able to articulate some of their more interesting and entertaining neurotic cognitions.

Our first recipient is Jeffery Mason, YouTube name: thevinerhyme. He is awarded an LMAN for suggesting that since people cannot think of things that dont exist, the only possible way that people could have thought up a god is because the existing god placed a concept of god in the human brain.

The second recipient is the attention whore known as Fool4ALifetime. His LMAN was awarded after a text comment in which he asserted: gays are not a minority, it takes more than being a small percentage to be a minority dude.

My demotivational posters: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36678739@N04/

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[Ephemerance]

I say this of very few people, but in all honesty, you are an absolute dick. You completely overlook the context of the arguments, and ignorantly rampage onward in this juvenile shroud of condescension.

You're points are perfectly valid, but how you convey your message foams at the edges with simple minded propaganda. How are you showing yourself to be any better than they are? You fancifully & euphemistically call them fools. Don't hide your message behind twisted diction. This is so petty.

[JaguarJ0nes]

"I say this of very few people, but in all honesty, you are an absolute dick."

Finally, someone giving me the recognition I deserve.

[quantumcahill]

ok...i love you....the delivery and tone and footage...im in awe

[JaguarJ0nes]

Thanks for that but this doesn't mean we're gonna be swappin spit in the shower late at night! ;)

[Atriviality]

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you keep accusing me of false dmca. but it was legit."

- In what way was it "legit"?

[ThisClownis2in1]

You could have spent the entire video addressing the vine rhyme's ineptitude.

[shorty962]

Mr.Jones, have you ever read the good words of the book of mormon? According to the book of mormon, native americans are just savage isrealites cursed with dark skin that killed the dilightsome white meso american nephites. the lighter your skin, the better you are. and meti are cursed

Does that sound racist to you? It should. It would be awesome if you made a video about REAL mormonism and spread the word

[references]

1 Nephi12:23 mormon5:15 2nephi5:21-23 jacob3:8 alma17:14 +3:6-7 3nephi2:14

[ThisClownis2in1]

The vine rhyme guy just said that everything we can think of exists. That means all gods, fairies, great old ones, pink elephants, candlejack, etc are real. Where's my intergalactic, trans-dimensional four wheeler?

[JoeyMarvelous07]

Whoa, It's kind of freaky to see Tony-murderer and his manic laugh with the words "Advanced Neurosis" so clearly labeled before the tragedy... Prophetic.

[SteilAmSeil]

pangolin

i always have to laugh @ this point

[generaleskimo]

OMFG this guy is retarded. Because you can imagine god then he is real? Well, sadly, his explanation for why we can think up fairies is sufficient for how we can think up god. Humans exist, the sky exists, flying things exist, and sadists with delusions of grandure exists. AMAZING! ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR GOD!

Oh wait, we forgot magic. I can imagine magic so does that mean it is real? Well, the magic part of fairies was missing from his explanation as well...

[jussts]

The argument that god must be real because we can't imagine things that don't have some precedent in reality is silly... what is god if not a super-powerful king/father figure? That's pretty damn easy to imagine.

I've left a similar comment on a few apologist videos that use this augment and no one ever replied to me. I guess I was just making too much sense.

[Ephemerance]

haha, well, I guess you do have an amazing sense of humour, I'll give you that.