Hold It In

Sam Pinkleton goin' for it in a number from the staged reading of "Standardized Testing - The Musical!!!!" March 28th and 29th, 2008.

Standardized Testing - The Musical!!!!

Book, Music, Lyrics by Sam Willmott
Directed by Rob Heller
Music Direction by Mark Barber

Copyright 2008

Lyrics:

There, right down the hallway,
Is a little room that's weighing on my mind.
There, right down the hallyway,
Is the one place I'll be able to unwind.
Don't have any time right now to go there,
But soon as this exam is done, I'm so there.

But now I gotta
Hold it, hold it, hold it in.
Yeah I gotta
Hold it, hold it, hold it in.
I've heard the story,
I've been told
That at the end of this rainbow's
My pot of gold
So I gotta gotta gotta gotta hold it in.

There, right down the hallway.
It would only take two minutes, maybe less.
There, right down the hallway,
And I won't be scared I'm gonna make a mess.
I'm barely through this section, can't afford it,
So I'll just sit like this and face right toward it.

'Cause now I gotta
Hold it, hold it, hold it in.
Yeah, I gotta
Hold it, hold it, hold it in.
I'll be courageous,
I'll be bold.
I know I'm holding four aces
So I can't fold.
So I gotta gotta gotta gotta hold it in.

[tap break]

Yeah, I gotta
Hold it, hold it, hold it in.
Yeah, I gotta
Hold it, hold it, hold it in.
My heart is pounding
My fists are tight.
My vision's distorted,
My head is light
So I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta
Fight with my bladder and win!
Hold it in!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• high
• school
• cap21
• tisch
• umich
• Hold
• It
• In
• Sam
• Pinkleton
• Willmott
• Standardized
• Testing
• Rob
• Heller
• Musical
• NYU
• tap
• bathroom

[barsheds]

Hey certainly original, nothing like putting natures call to music

[wegotf8th]

that would have been funny if he had 2 and auctually pizzed hiz pants! thumbs up if u agree

[jdrocks41]

@barsheds it sounds the best piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss PISS

[HauntedKitty777]

such an original song and really funny.

[Natboo99]

What is this musical??

[MegaMrFroggy]

he sooo didnt REALLY have to piss

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[givemesumwafflezzXD]

yes its fake but its funny :D probably did it for school assembly or sumthing

[37772sara]

i thought he was gonna run 2 the bathroom afterwards and was that fake