Come to Aldershot

So many people have asked for me to do a video for Aldershot, having seen the 'come to Farnborough' video on the gardenspoon channel. So I had just had to make this new one. Hope you like it.

I visit Aldershot quite often, and many of the things to be seen are quite amusing: It really is empty, and rough, with the most stupid looking cars, and a house that on the 9th August - had Christmas lights displayed! Aldershot is worse than even Farnborough.

However, I don't really understand why so many complain about the army presence - it is a military town after-all!!!
Also, having somewhere nearby to buy all the ingredients for curry making is just great. So stop complaining about the minorities you hypocrites! The two things that keep Aldershot in operation are the same two things that so many people seem to complain about... that's just a bit daft!

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Do you like violence, poverty, and the sense of doom?
Well consider moving, to Aldershot!

Do you like the smell of stale piss in every shop doorway, or the glimmer of discarded syringes? Sounds like Aldershot would right up your tramp-laden alley.

Would you prefer your shops to be closed, and to find muggers and rapists hanging around where the police should be?
Well, Aldershot is rapidly becoming a town where only Tesco can survive, and assault so common-place that it may as well be taught in the local schools. A town where the job-centre is the only building with any people in it.

Want to boost your cholesterol levels to get a better return on your health insurance? Then move to Aldershot, where fast-food is the only food!

Come to Aldershot...
...Because Martin Freeman from 'the Office' grew up here.
Come to Aldershot...and enjoy living in a right shot-hole of a council estate, and where Christmas, isn't just for Christmas

It's great finding the multi-storey empty on a Saturday afternoon, even if there are no shops left to warrant parking there, and that's why you'd mad not to move to Aldershot.

Do like to moan about squaddies getting drunk and fighting; because if you do it'd make sense to move to a military town. Are you an racist that likes a curry... bingo; you've got everything you could possibly want!!
Come to Aldershot. Now! I said come to Aldershot now!

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[FarnboroughTAXI]

Thank you for uploading, I appreciate the time and effort you exerted. Maybe few months from now, you will include the new development , it will be exciting then.

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[g4rdenspoon]

@FarnboroughTAXI I can't see Farnborough ever being exciting, but I'm sure it'll help, a little. Thanks :)

[FarnboroughTAXI]

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[g4rdenspoon]

@FarnboroughTAXI Plug away, I don't mind. :)

[infinitesimotel]

hahahah i love the vids, something else to mention would be the ludicrous road markings on the way past cash and carry. That always amuses and blows me away.

[AntekSW]

it's funny because it's true.

[LOLfilms100]

Im a racist that likes curry

[g4rdenspoon]

@turnsout689 Is it still there, or have they taken it down now?

[turnsout689]

@azforumz lol the good old number 15?

[azforumz]

@turnsout689 i used to go past that everyday on the bus lol