Sea Cliff State of Mind

Written by Claude Zeins and Jennifer StanCliff
Directed & Edited by Claude Zeins, Filmed by Jenn StanCliff
Special Thanks to Emily Berthold (chorus vocals) and Barbara Zeins




Yeah, yeah I'm up at Clifton,
Now I'm down at Tillies
Right next the harbor,
Where teens be gettin' silly

A new water tower,
And since we made it difficult
No one could be an adult
Now were stuck with this insult

I used to dine at Coffee Co,
Caffeine with sushi rolls,
Suing Sea Cliff left and right
Now it's rainbow and is closed

Natty P lives here,
Yeah the chick from Garden State
Drop her name at parties,
While you say... She's really great

Il Vilagio, Pizza at the crossway
Catch me window stalking unless it's a Monday

Cruising down 8th Ave, light blue Prius
If you drive down Sea Cliff Ave youll loose your wheels

Victorian houses,
pink, aqua, chartreuse
We got more colors than a book by Dr Seuss.

1 square mile of
2 million old guys
3 billion children
And 4 trillion stop signs

In sea cliff, nothings changed since 1860, except now were hippies
Now you're in Sea Cliff,
We might as well practice Hindu
The green light will inspire you
Let's hear it for Sea Cliff, Sea Cliff, Sea Cliff

Catch me at iratas deli, ordering some ham
But don't enter the store if you aint a Yankee fan

Methodist, Orthodox, St Lukes, Bonafice
We've got more churches than the medieval ages

Hit up dreams east for some Birkenstocks or incense
How it stays in business leaves us in constant suspense

Pirates booty, veggie booty, Portmans booty in that movie...
Once Upon a Moose Well remember you fondly...

Sea Cliff all stars
Tan man, Rosie cheeks,
Teddy R, stick lady, AND THE GUY THE TALKS LIKE THIS

Halloweens in Sea Cliff,
Curfew is at 2pm
Last summer half the kids went as Natalie portman

Wrap around porches
Views of long island sound
We try to make our ancient town totally Retro now

What the fuck is that thing, what is in this building
They say our town is normal, but we got lsome weird traditions in

In Sea Cliff, nothings changed since 1860, except we all smoke weed
Now your in sea cliff,
Our beaches pretty,
Their beaches are...
Let's hear it for Sea Cliff Sea Cliff Sea Cliff

Went to sea cliff school, did a lot of cameling,
We made camels more famous than a camel can

Nordic Coast, yogurt and such, some ice cream, enas,
Let's hope this new bistro doesn't end up like the others

Mini mart Octobers
Bonfire on new years,
Drum circles weekly
Spooky Park skakespeare

Go to the barber shop, Bart and Vivianne,
I heard they did the hair for Natalie portman!


Do not take Sea Cliff station to NYC
You might as well just walk, or take a horse and buggy,

Sunset, Memorial, and Hippie Park, are all the same
The views are really nice but what is up with turnip king

Gallaghers and partners no one under 40,
Maybe if you're lucky you'll take home some ol' shorty

Prime ass real estate
We shadier than tarzan
Everyone wants a house
Did we mention Natty Portman,

In Sea Cliff. Nothings changed since 1860, except women can now vote, while rocking a cool tote
We throw the biggest parties,
But you don't have to drive me
Because I live in Sea Cliff Sea Cliff Sea Cliff

One hand in the air for the sea cliffy
You get here to there in a sea jiffy,
I threw up on the gravitron on saint bonfice fair
Put your crafty things in the air, everybody yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

In Sea Cliff, we literally live on top of a fire alarm, that goes off every minute, except there're no fires
Everybody knows about everyone
Including your unborn son
Let's here it for Sea Cliff, Sea Cliff SEA CLIFF!

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[UncreativeUsername4]

i am a huge fan of that kid's dancing and of the large ass power plant thing is sea cliff or glen cove landing wherever it is lol.

[th3skinny]

@UncreativeUsername4 We're huge fans of you!

[rastavetgirl]

You forgot to mention the Sea Cliff shoes... take a look.

[th3skinny]

@rastavetgirl There's so much we couldn't put in the video! Good point, though.

[TheRockinCubies]

hey man this is where I live

[spadecat]

I grew up in Glen Cove (Crescent Beach Rd) and Sea Cliff (Carpenter Avenue). Give me Glen Cove any day.

[islanderfanful]

OMG!!! Im related to the guy who dresses up to Teddy Rosevelt

[schimmelfennig1863]

Who is Tan Man?

[Haveacarrot]

Awesome!!!! Moved there 3 yrs ago.. and I know EVERYTHIN UR TALKING ABOUT.. almost.... AWESOME VID!!

[camoreview2]

Thumbs up if you think Aratas charges to much for a egg bagel. Also I live in sea cliff -3

[yumcakes21]

I live in sea cliff

[Biffer5]

Nicely done guys!!

[goldcoastlawyer]

Gallaghers and Partners, no one under 14; LOL. I took my 2 week old daughter to Partners last week and she wasn't proofed. Why I love Sea Cliff.

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Sea Cliff State of Mind