Meredith wrote this about her dog. We all share a strong love/hate relationship with her. The dog, not Meredith.
Lyrics:
You have simply got to be
The most annoying dog times 3
Fit of rage, while you open wide
Barking at the world out side
I have got to keep in mind
Your pallet's truly quite refined
Fruit of the Loom need not apply
You only chew the lacy kind
I can't breath while I'm in my bed
Your entire body is on my head
I can't leave without looking back
To see your snout pressed against the glass
Oh what to do with a dog named Rue
I will admit that the name does fit, regret not calling you Sue
Oh Rue
Remember when your favorite treat
Was tinsel off the tree to eat
Dangling in the winter air
I had to pull the string out from you know where
Escaping from the house you race
To find a strangers car to chase
I hope you live a full life, though,
I'm certain this is how you'll go
Every week I'm at the local store
Replacing something you nabbed and tore
But when I'm freezing on the couch
You warm me up and lick my mouth
Oh what to do with a dog named Rue
I will admit that the name does fit, regret not calling you Sue
Oh Rue
I don't know what is wrong with you Shareskis, that dog is a sweetheart, a media star. I would have taken her if you let me.
cogdog 1 month ago