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Uploaded on Jun 9, 2010

Comedian Andy Zaltzman celebrates Lou Reed's upcoming concert for dogs with an unbelievable run of puns (31 in all)

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  • westsidececi

    westsidececi 1 year ago

    Could someone please explain the dalmatian one?

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  • splittter

    splittter 1 year ago

    Was wondering this the other day, I think it's "that'll make sure no one can still say we got it" pronounced "da'll'ma'sure'n one can..".

    I can't believe I expended that much effort to work out a Zaltzman pun ... I feel dirty.

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  • TamilHalifaxMan

    TamilHalifaxMan 2 years ago

    Is that link on a p*** website thing true? If it is, that's amazing! haha

    P.S. FUCK YOU CHRIS!

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  • splittter

    splittter 2 years ago

    @TamilHalifaxMan

    All I know is that there's two comments claiming this which you should be able to see on page 2 (from pureapples123 & Oliver200101, they were tagged as spam but I think I've reinstated them) & this video has somehow gone from 20,000 views to 40,000 views in about 2 weeks..

    God help us.

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  • Rhi McKeon

    Rhi McKeon 2 years ago

    Fuck you Chris!

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  • IvanStrelnikov

    IvanStrelnikov 3 days ago

    Dude, seriously, put the goddamn link to the episode in the description.

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  • letskillsamt

    letskillsamt 2 months ago

    golden retriever

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  • kangeroo237

    kangeroo237 2 months ago

    what is the "cold and wet weaver"

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  • mastamiagi

    mastamiagi 2 months ago

    seems coherent with Britain's historically proven ability to claim things, although I don't think a can of the nasty stuff would look very good in a museum display.

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  • yetifamily

    yetifamily 2 months ago

    appreciate your attempt mate, but Vegimite is aussie - Marmite is the British one. Mind you as Australia is basically Britain with sun and dingoes I guess we can claim Vegimite too, but it means we have to also take 'credit' for "Neighbours"

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  • yetifamily

    yetifamily 2 months ago

    No, its mainly Andy...and a few hardcore nutters like him

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  • Jay Catt

    Jay Catt 7 months ago

    Oh man, I was just searching to find which Bugle this was on, and here it is, all ready to share with folks. Thank you so much!

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  • Macy R

    Macy R 8 months ago

    I'm in the hospital and this just brightened my day. Praise the bugle.

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  • Mark Wainwright

    Mark Wainwright 10 months ago

    I absolutely love the "Cor! Ghee!" one,

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  • Lunaquois

    Lunaquois 11 months ago

    I can't understand his accent. I feel so ashamed.

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