Dara O'Briain at Apollo - Controlling Children

I'm a fairly short, unimposing young woman and I get used to threaten children I don't know.

"Put those sweets back or the lady will get you."
"Stop all that noise - if you don't stop that noise the lady will steal your toys!"
"The lady won't like it if you eat those sweets before your dinner."
"If you don't stop messing with that the lady will get you in your sleep."

I'm a bit worried. Am I really that scary?

""If you don't stop messing with that the lady will get you in your sleep." [. . .] Am I really that scary?"

I'd be more worried about the fact that you're the boogeyman now. Then again, who else can say they've been turned into a bedtime story?

I'm seeing him in April, i can't wait

his face at 1:37 is so good

COMAlite if you watch the Dara O'Briain Live at the Apollo 1/4 you see the bulb working at about 5:53 at then it cuts away when it cuts back at about 5:59 its out ,hope this clears up the mystery of the not working bulb .

I AM THE MAAAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA HAHAHAAAA!
Anytime you need a hand darling!


ROFLCOPTER!

rolfcopter?

@nick191092

Well you know :
Rofl - roling on the floor and laughing
Copter - just a simple adjective to add to the end making it sound better ;)

Kind of like lolcake :)

goes soi soi soi

First belly laugh for a fortnight but well woth the wait. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.