Poundland Girls' Toys Special (My Little Pony) | Ashens

Boys can't have all the fun! And by "fun" I mean "crappy knock-off toys that nobody wants."

First up on our Poundland tour of girl's tat are a pair of cute little animals. One of which is likely to bite your arms off them chew on your torso. But hey, at least it has a little pink house!

Then THE HORROR appears. An evil we dare not speak the name of. I destroyed it for the good of all - but those who fight monsters should take care that they never become one. For when you stand and look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

Then we rustle up a fake My Little Pony. The cheapest way for a young girl to experience horse ownership without the negative aspects! (Such as the immense cost, the necessity of shovelling huge mounds of excrement, and having to shoot it in the head if it breaks a leg.)

Next: A fake thing. Kind of an iPad. Kind of an iPhone. Mostly neither. But it does come with genuine PenesamiG batteries and makes weird shireky noises, so that's OK then.

Finally: A sailboat with some funny writing on. Yes, I know that's not really relevant to the main idea. Think of it as one of those DVD extras which nobody watches!

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• pet shop
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• crocodile
• alligator
• terrifying doll
• mutant
• creepy
• scary
• bratz
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• my little pony
• fairy
• unicorn
• brony
• idiocy
• fake ipad
• fake ipod
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• penesamiG
• sail
• boat
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• sue prior

[xxl606]

my little ashens: poundland is cheap-o

[TheRyanGardner]

Like this if you shouted CUBONE at the screen!!! :P

[TheRealDutchOwner]

I WILL RETURN!

No you fucking won't.

[CATBEE12]

01:51 looks like gummy

[angelpichu1]

@redjayy17 meh, i have some fakies lying around.especially a buddy L fakie...and a '97 lanards pony (the older ones had at least 1 hoof a different color)

[ianhobbs97]

LOL at 3:39

[spartan117ak]

That croc is ADORABLE!

[sannetommie2011]

no that is not what i like i like MINECRAFT!

[LongRangeBullet]

Hey! Those tattoos on their asses are called cutie marks, get it right!

[itsgranite]

a sueprior product.

[Pokemeister1202]

"Brony" in tags, Lol

[rebrella]

My goodness. That's like the fourth I've heard that same song on a knockoff toy. Um, what do knock off toys and this song /watch?v=TI7Ul0ONuN8 have in common?