Ray Comfort- "But Jesus, You're Insulting My Intellect!"

My entry into coughlan666's Pwnage Olympics, Week 3

A response to Ray Comfort's speech in the Nightline debate on the existence of God.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woXuAk9pDY&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf39FK89s5w&

#93 - Top Rated (3/25) - Comedy

"Don't say that! I don't need to believe in a creator. Most people believe the existence of God, but I disagree. What I want to do tonight is to show you there's no God. Before we do so, let's define the word, "God." How do we know God exists? You can't see Him, hear Him, touch Him, taste Him, smell Him, which means producing evidence for God's existence is not scientific.
There's no God! My unbelief is beautiful and intellectual, but belief in God can be so powerful, it's driven men to suicide.
I'd like to share with you a theory I have about where the god may have come from. Thousands of years ago, there was an intelligent and powerful being. No one knows what caused God, it just kind of happened. It was a big god, and from this big god issued a huge rock and on top of the rock was found this male and this brown, sweet female with no original God-given knowledge of right and wrong. Human beings were made in the image of God, but God, the judge of the universe, has proclaimed the death sentence on the entire human race. Original sin is something that God has put within each of us. The Bible says God's words fell from the sky and formed itself in the words "The Ten Commandments." But the same god is three gods. And the Bible says he sent his son to suffer and die on the cross to take the punishment for our sins. We broke God's law, and Jesus paid our fine,and he rose from the dead, defeated death, and now God offers everlasting life to all those rapists and even pedophiles who repent and trust the savior.
You say, 'What are you doing? You're insulting my intellect!' And so I am. There was one chance in a million that that's true.
Now most people believe in the existence of a heaven. Why do we do that? Because there's something in you and I that says, 'Oh! I don't want to die!' But the problem is, there are yet people who say there's God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote Albert Einstein to support such views. Albert Einstein gave you knowledge, and you've taken his name and used it in what's called a bald-faced lie. And they con people with the Bible verse, 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whoever believes on Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.' They repeat the Bible verse again and again, again and again because God sells. So how does an atheist deal with such lies? We use God's name as a cuss word to express disgust. Goddammit!
The Bible says God is gonna punish murderers, but realize this: God is so good, He's also gonna make sure grandmas get what's coming to them in the lake of fire. No rich people can inherit the kingdom of God.
Look at the Ten Commandments. If you have violated those commandments, you're a self-admitted human being. And it's true! But we're moral creatures whether we believe in God or not....
...The Bible says, 'Don't do that. God's gonna punish humans' God-given will to lust that God himself put within each of us.' But think about it: Fornicators gave you life. This same principle works with the entire animal kingdom. The greatest scientific minds in history said human beings could only proceed from the animal kingdom. So how does the creationist deal with such rational logic? Why, what he does is he becomes unreasonable and puts himself above it."
"You've got thirty seconds, Ray."
"There's no God! Think about, and you'll get the shock of your life. It happened to me thirty-five years ago and I'm still shaking my head at the radical nature of the Bible which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize. All you need are eyes that can see and a brain that works, and you won't respond to the Gospel, which is the greatest proof you could ever have that there's no God. Thank you."

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[mystic81006]

It's called satire, kid. It's comedy, lol, ok, Your funny then. But in all truth Christ came to save the liers, the murderes and all the sinners not saints. My point is as christains we must hang around thease people to show good example with love. They all will hate you but jesus warned about this and I find it as a honer really. I find it funny how people are trying there best to out all the liers when in truth all people have well, lied. Dont follow them but lead them your self. love you

[SeenAndNotSeen]

@mystic81006 While I disagree with your religion, I appreciate the comment. You basically said:

1) I recognize this is meant to be funny.

2) I still disagree with the message contained in it.

3) Here's what I think.

So again, I don't think your religion is true, but thanks for the well-stated comment.

[teazzers]

JESUS LOVES ALL. THATS WHY HE PAID THE PRICE FOR ALL OF OUR SINS. SO JESUS SAVES. And JESUS loves ALL OF YOU!=D (p.s.- I didn't watch this video and will not because I refuse to buy into this lie and deception that it tickling your ears, shutting your mind of from God, and GREATLY can condemn you if you follow this "mans teaching"!)

[SeenAndNotSeen]

@teazzers So you admit that you did not even watch this video, yet you are commenting on it anyway. Basically, you admit to being a spammer.

[OevelynradpantsO]

this is really dumb and retarted, this doesnt even make sense

[SeenAndNotSeen]

@OevelynradpantsO *"retarded."

[mystic81006]

@grozde Who needs the doctor more? The sick or the healthy? The sick needs the doctor more. The healthy are already saved, But we live to help save sinners, the ones who hate each other,kill each other,fornicate with each others.So did chrsit, he said so himeself. He came for the sinners not the saints,the saints are saints for good reason.

[grozde]

@mystic81006

This is great stuff!!

"Christ came to save the liers, the murderes and all the sinners not saints"...

But not the decent people who simply don't believe in him!

Christianity is soooo cool!!! :-)))

[NUTCASE71733]

@MrPHDinEnglish

Evidence, please. Otherwise be quiet. Also it's spelled "SHALLOW" you ignoramus.

[shandcunt]

@mystic81006 I dont follow religon i follow jesus....hahah what?

So u took the whole crux of the Xtian religon and then made up your own bullshit? well done!

"Im not religous, I just believe in Muhammed" Right?

[OpenAirAtheist]

Now that's funny

[mystic81006]

@SeenAndNotSeen

1.This is in no way to be funny at all

2.I dont disagree with my god

3.Your welcome for my comment, I gave it with love to you even if you dont belive is not the issue with me, there are many many people who dont belive. But I have no religion as I only follow christ and god but no man nore any said religion. If I had to say what was my religion I would only have to say I am a man of god. thanks for your reply.

[NUTCASE71733]

@mystic81006

It's called satire, kid. It's comedy. Comedy based on truth. Ray Comfort is an insult to Christians everywhere and is a liar. As a christian myself, the ideas he passes on are far more harmful than you may think. He and creationists instead of trying to get their ideas through the proper method of Peer Review resort to bribing state officials to get their ideas put into schools. I find that more harmful than someone giving the bastard a well-deserved slap to the face.