Dr. Sphincter, please help me. I recently visited a Bowel Specialist who said he was the best bowel man on the planet. He told me all physical and mental problems were the result of faulty bowels. After examining my anal cavity he said my sore knee was the result of an improper functioning of my bowels. He canceled all other appointments so he could spend the next month with me to make sure I stuck with a low residual diet of salteens and jello. My wife is getting tired of him. Help me!
Dr. Sphincter, please help me. I recently visited a Bowel Specialist who said he was the best bowel man on the planet. He told me all physical and mental problems were the result of faulty bowels. After examining my anal cavity he said my sore knee was the result of an improper functioning of my bowels. He canceled all other appointments so he could spend the next month with me to make sure I stuck with a low residual diet of salteens and jello. My wife is getting tired of him. Help me!
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