NewsBusted 11/25/08: We're Off

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[librophile]

Don't worry about your lobotomy scars. Your hair will grow back and will cover them up.

[librophile]

..."idiot. lol"... Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hey!! That's "Idiot" with a capital "I"

Show some respect, at the very least. Jeeez!

Mensa is a great institution if you wish to meet other people who share similar interest. Mine were history, religions & chess. Over the years, I've meet some great University Professors & excellent chess players.

I'm no longer a member because I stopped paying my dues, but I don't regret the experience & knowledge I acquired. There might be a chapter in your locality.

[librophile]

There's quite a difference between a typo and a mispelled word.

To type "your" instead of "you" is a simple sign of inattention. (I'm not redacting a legal brief here, after all).

But to write "grammer" instead of "grammar" is an evident sign of lack of education. I know how to spell...you don't. That's a shame. The education system failed you.

Anyone reading any of your posts will be overwhelmed & discomobulated, i.e., they would freak out and would start pulling their hair!! Ha! Ha!

[pwf2412]

"Since the lost of your elections"

lol!!!! lol

even when you are explaining yourself you screw up.

should be LOSS of your elections.

if I were you I would get my money back from whoever tested you and told you you had a 147 I.Q.

idiot. lol

[pwf2412]

why?

maybe because you seem to be so obsessed with it and then you make so many stupid mistakes.

Last time I checked, I didn't have my I.Q. posted on my profile. where as you do and you don't know grammAr any better tha I do.

I just find it incredibly amusing

[librophile]

Unlike yourself, my spontaneous mind races with several ideas. I started to write "Since the lost of your elections" and instead wrote "Since you lost the elctions."

Don't worry about it. Sometimes when I write a sentence, I skipped over a word and omit writing it entirely. My mind sees it, but in reality...it's not there.

[librophile]

You seem obsessed with my I.Q. ... Why?

Do I sense from you a feeling of inadequacy and inferioty?

Don't blame me for your shortcomings. Family inbreeding will do that to you, Quasimodo. lol

No es mi problema. Ce n'est pas mon probleme.

[pwf2412]

147 I.Q.

"since your lost the elections"

just asking, because you are soooo much smarter than all of us, but.... shouldn't that be

since YOU lost the elections

[librophile]

Because I understand the pronunced feeling of despair you must endure, since your lost the elections, I am sending you this anagram that might be appropriate and should bring a "resolution" to your problem...

DESPERATION (11) Letters =

A ROPE ENDS IT.

Enjoy.

[pwf2412]

BECAUSE you are something of an IDIOT, I consulted THE great ORACLE of our TIME, the MAGIC 8 BALL, as to wether you actually had an I.Q of 147.

out of 4 tries these were the answers

1. My sources say no.

2. Don't count on it

3. Reply hazy, try again

4. Outlook not so good

Who are we to argue with the great and powerful MAGIC 8 BALL.