Rapademic Music Video

Got the video done. The sound is just a rough cut, but I don't know when it will be, so just gonna post the video for some people to see.

Lyrics:


-Chorus-
So, You wanna be a baller shot caller
gonna tell you now that you better be a scholar
Holla, Be erudite
Graduate you know you wanna do it right
hit life's highway, makin' money the fly way,
this is the better way, better way.
---

I was Drivin in my mini just meandering around
Listen to the radio, appalled by the sound
The latest rap music just came on my station
I'm in awe of every new putrid rap creation

Why do all these rappers got such a foul mouth
Hip-hop these days is only going south
singing about female dogs and agricultural tools
And at sundry times about dispatchin' some fools
with no education, these thugs pervade the nation
always disputation and no amalgamation
from New York to Seattle, it's always such a battle
and you rattle all your prattle,
such a tirade
But I'm thinking all along
The biggest word you know is only 4 letters long
I wont be impressed with your rhyme or rhythm,
till you rap antidisestablishmentarianism
and lose the solecism

We ain't no cabal, and we ain't no gangsta bevy,
we be a coterie chillin' twenty-four-sevy,
Got too much pride to use your diatribe,
your language is like cyanide,
so toxic, why you be caustic,
Your mind is polluted, your thoughts are convoluted
like Satan (on satan, drop beat) vituperatin', precipitatin' hatin' of your own creatin', discombobulatin' any placatin' of the aforementioned hatin',
see footnote

So hard to cope when you're dealin' with a mysanthrope,
Actin like a boor when your head's full o' dope
you wanna revolutionize the established formalities
think your dealin drugs supports the local economies?
You say narcotics are a fine anodine, but they adulterate your mind
predispose you to crime
prime slime to blight your rhyme

And what is it with all your promiscuous coraousen?
Boast about havin ladies by the thousand
and now you say I'm frantic, pedantic,
that I can't be romantic, just 'cause I don't advocate your flagitious antics
I got a girl high class and educated,
not like the ones who leave once the alcohol's faded

And now that I'm in college, I'm always payin' homage
to successful alumnists, businessmen, artists,
I even got respect for baccalaureate hairstylists.
(Cuz they make me turn heads within a 10-mile radius.)

I ain't no pusillanimous societal contaminant,
For academic advancement, I stayed adamant,
when the heat was on, you melted like thermoplastic
Your life is so spastic and drastic, mine's totally scholastic
I'm an academic sensation,
Won first place in model united nations,
As I reminiss, you can contemplate all you missed
you're so illiterate, no need to reiterate,
You Only Got 23
When you took the SAT

You say that doesn't matter with your reputation gaining,
alleged musical prodigy with no formal training
You think your so terrific, but your style is soporific,
You submit you're legit, but your diction's profligate.

Now let's just suppose, we juxtapose, my lyrical skills with your pathetic prose
You let the fear of the prodigious words that you have heard start takin' over ya,
you got hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Category:

Music

Tags:

• r&b
• academic
• rap

[pipotherium]

:P

[llamzonl]

Ok, I know I'm biased, but this is sooooooooo funny and awesome! Thanks for posting this, Jere! i think I've watched it 15 times today and grinned the whole way through each time.