God has a sense of humour

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Q: What's more stupid than an evangelical praying for rain to drown out his political enemies.
A: An evangelical whose god doesn't listen.
Q: What's more stupid than that?
A: An evangelical whose hubris blows up in his face when his enemies get good weather and his allies get wiped out by a tropical cyclone.

Face it evangelicals: god hates you.

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[qwer58j]

Wouldn’t it be ironic if god just hates people who believe in him

Because they always bother him with prayers

But likes people, like us because we never ask him for anything

The irony.

[AngryAussie]

@qwer58j We can but hope

[STFUxxxxx]

awww god damnit. fucking hate politics.

[AngryAussie]

@STFUxxxxx Can't be avoided. Life is politics.

[vickiormindyb]

Your title reminded Robb of a story so funny I just had to share it.

One of his colleagues became indignant when Robb wouldn't "see the error" of his ways, and vote Republican.

When the guy ran out of what he deemed useful persuasive statements, he plunged in w/ 'The only reason you're alive is b/c Republicans have a war mongering attitude. The terrorists will finish you off w/ the Democrats in office.'

Robb replied 'And the only reason YOU'RE alive is b/c God has a sense of humor. I was LMAO.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb good on him

[vickiormindyb]

I got in trouble at church yesterday for opening my mouth.

This lady said she agreed with the guy who called Obama a liar, but that he should have respected the man as president even though Obama doesn't deserve it as a person.

I said "Right. Trying to make health care possible for ALL people is so TERRIBLE. What am I thinking?"

This guy pipes up with "There are problems with it."

To which I said "and we know there weren't any with Bush."

How can they call themselves 'Godly' and be that way?

[darkhawk1979]

Doesn't the bible say that it rains on the righteous and unrighteous? He does have a sense of humour and evangelicists wouldn't know God from a hole in the ground!

[vickiormindyb]

@AngryAussie IDK if you know this but, on every video you do AGAINST Republicanism, there are 50, 000 ads that are PRO-Republican.

If that's the magic of Google, they need to do an overhaul.

I'm tired of looking at all their stupid pro-Republican ads.

[vickiormindyb]

IDK if you know this but, on every video you do AGAINST Republicanism, there are 50, 000 ads that are PRO-Republican.

If that's the magic of Google, they need to do an overhaul.

I'm tired of looking at all their stupid pro-Republican ads.

[jorge06roblox]

@vickiormindyb I'm not allowed at church any more, funny story....

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Given that he is about a billion times more famous than me, that is hardly surprising.