Dilbert - The Trial - Prison Efficiency

This is a clip from the animated series Dilbert from the episode 15 - the trial. Basically, the clip is about Dilbert making prison more efficient.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dilbert
• Prison
• Efficiency
• the trial

[whelpd]

Only Dilbert could turn a prison into a business; and make it profitable

[mattnashisgay]

If prisons were to commence a similar commerce program like what Dilbert did, a lot of people going out of prisons would actually get good jobs.

[webching]

@ronoc9 That's incorrect

4 million candy bars

=

20 million cigarettes

=

1 million packs of cigarettes.

=

2 - 5 million dollars

In 1999 when this episode aired, a pack of smokes cost 2 - 5 dollars depending on the brand.

[FogiTofu]

@RaimundoPAM DAMN YOU SOIL STABILITYYYYYYYYYY wait, theres also lots of clay-ey soil in Iowa, maybe they can use that XD

[FogiTofu]

@RaimundoPAM I was speaking only of the ability to dig, not the stability of the soil

[RaimundoPAM]

@FogiTofu it would not be easyer cause that soil has no cohesion and the tunnel wouldnt be sustainable without a framing structure! ;)

[FogiTofu]

@FogiTofu CORRECTION, you can but candy bars here for 50 cents a piece, therefore it is 2,000,000 dollars



[FogiTofu]

@ronoc9 in iowa it would end up costing $4,000,000 however you calculated that a pack of 20 cigarettes was 160 dollars is beyond me, however they would have an easier time digging here because out soil is 70-80% sand

[ronoc9]

4 million candy bars

=

20 million cigarettes

=

$160 million

(Sorry, but it's hard not to do the math watching Dilbert)

[consolemaster]

"Now, I'm going to need 4 million candy bars"

[StralockJenkins]

@whelpd You forget Andy Dufrane.

[rucula2]

if someone talks like drilbert in prison he'd get inmediatly stabbed