The Pun Rap (Wordplay)

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LYRICS:

Shaquille O'Neal with a cold is a tall black cough-y (coffee),
And so is Michael Jackson, 'cept with cream in his naugh-tea

I'm normalized, formalized, I keep 'em organized
But when a girl fucked a bird I left her she was ostracized

Never got circumcised, wouldn't let them hack it,
Now whenever I masturbate I roll down my Jack-it Jacket

Challenge me to a duel, my Epee (Epi) sends you careening,
And I'll "Foil" your allergies too, DUAL (DUEL) MEANING.

Bro and dude are names for n00bs
But you can call me bra(h) cause I like to hold your boobs

I got the Magic Bullet to do my ice crushing,
But in theory, it just made a JFK brain slushie.

Chorus:
Wordplay,
You'd think that you were at a show about the life of Noah Webster.
Wordplay,
Just like Steven Hawking's prostitute, he's gonna blow your mind

I DE-bate, that's when the girls take my bait, just ask her,
But I gotta RE-bate, or else I'll just be the master(bate/bait).

Got a flat tire in Notre Dame, it made my car a Quasi-moto,
Then I bought a "Black Dog" from "Led Zeppelin" named "Toto"

Saw a hooker at a gas station, tried to get a few pumps with my purchase,
But her hand was broken, guess that makes her out-of-service

I saw two eggs getting dirty and bumpy,
If they want it in the butt, is it humpty-in-the-dumpty?

I'm a tap-dancing testicular surgeon, I do my work in my ballroom
A racial minority rapper, call me Dr. Snoop Livingstone, I presume

Met a manicurist, she was good with her hands,
But first-things-first, I went and finger-nailed her in my van

Got my shank on my hip, when I'm on my ship,
You'll snip your tip if you lose your grip,
If you rip your slip we'll want a strip,
If you flip and trip you'll slip a nip

I wanna skinny dip with my nippy pip,
But the hippie gypsies clip my slippy trip,
Their hip lips drip in my chip dip,
Missed a joke there, guess I skipped the quip.

Chorus

West Coast, L.A., they settle things the funky way,
They Prop it and lock it to make marriage less gay

Roll Dandelions in paper to make a weed joint,
I'm not gay, I don't float, but I'm still flamboyant,

I know you got your period but I still wanna make you come-a (comma)
Mix your "Red-State" and your "Blue-State" just like I'm Obama

Put my "lip-stick" to your mouth and you might get a facial,
Make your black skin so white, people'll think you're bi-racial

Clocks have hands and faces, and if ya wanna be a bum,
Rub 'em in the right places and the time will come

My ho's are down to earth, that's a gardening quip,
I knew a slut on Titantic, she went down on the ship.

Wordplay
Ya know that's wordplay,
Ya hear that wordplay?
Ya know that's wordplay.

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Original Music/Lyrics by Jandrewcomedy. Intro music by Kevin MacLeod.

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[FizzleCorp]

comparable to bo burnham

[adsfmaniac]

That is the most insane neck beard ever.

[iamextremelyawesome]

is that sweater from old navy?

i have one just like it.

<3

[bw0081]

This video spreads lots of joy, a steel instrument with many holes spreads lots of cheese. Which is grater?

[TheEnigmaticGingers]

Thumb up for the facial hair... Tis epic. And you rap very well.

[windowzombie]

Don't get the hate for neck beards. I like kittens.

[T25Bomb]

I love puns. So much.

[LuvDatFilms]

Hands down, the best video i have ever seen

[A7xBrandonPwns]

@FizzleCorp But, Bo is better.

[Evilfairy188]

Wow. I am so glad I accidentally clicked this video. Epic.

[Thedarkside02]

Chuggaaconroy disliked this video lol.

[Tiffany20]

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" >,.,>