Eisenstadt Exploits Congressional Expense Accounts - Books for Hill Staffers - Nov 5 Union Station

Martin Eisenstadt kicks off his whistlestopbook tour in DC on Nov. 5 at noon at B.Dalton in Union Station. All Hill staffers with official badges will get a free "I Am Martin Eisenstadt" button with every purchase.

This is a must-have book for anybody who's anybody in Washington. Chances are, you're mentioned in it! To check if you or your colleagues, boss or lover are IN the book already, go to the book's Amazon page, click "Look Inside" and check the Index. And if you're not there, Marty will add your name at the signing!
http://www.amazon.com/Martin-Eisenstadt-Inappropriate-Adventures-Republicans/...

And for all you interns, junior staffers, receptionists, legislative correspondents, and personal assistants who were sent on an errand to Union Station to see if your Congressional boss is included in this book, I can guarantee you that he or she is! You've done your job. And you did it well. You know your boss won't actually be reading this book. It'll sit in the oak bookshelf behind his/her desk, and look very important as a backdrop for meetings and interviews. So, please, do us both a favor and buy the book. While you're at it, ask for a Snickers bar and tell the clerk to put it on the same expense account. You deserve it!

Oh, and because this booksigning is specifically mentioned IN the book, you will, in a sense become part of the book, too (if you're not otherwise in it already)!

Book signings also scheduled for Baltimore (nov 7), Philly (nov 8), Los Angeles (nov 24 & dec 3). Stay tuned for more dates at:
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[betsall]

thought i was gonna learn something....cant listen to how he talksw....im done at 33 seconds.....fuck you and next time relax and say what u have to say

[Golfers4LiberTea]

Will you be signing books in Boston? If you come to Beantown, we'd love to have you with us on an outing. We'll show you the sights, we'll do some teabagging--it'll be great!

[gamoonbat]

Martin Eisenstadt alludes here to some personal involvement in the "page" scandal of the 1980's.