(The kiss was interrupted a minute later by Kevin walking in.)
Kevin: Woah!
Joe: Whatever. *he stood up and walked out with Tylar at his side*
Nick: Okay, the concert is in 5 hours. I hope you girls have something to wear. *sitting out the couch next to Sarah*
Anna: When have you known us NOT to have something?
Joe: True. *sits in the recliner*
*all laugh*
Tylar: Let's watch TV. *sits on the arm of the recliner Joe's in and flips on the TV*
(They all sit down and begin to watch a Hollywood update. It turns out that it wasn't a Hollywood serious update. It was a show that made fun of people in the music business. They didn't realize it until a picture of Kevin, Joe and Nick popped up on the screen.)
^*^*^A/N: THIS IS A REAL UPDATE THING. IT WAS POSTED ON HERE BUT LAST TIME I LOOKED FOR IT, IT WAS DELETED. I DIDN'T MAKE THE PART ABOUT THE GUYS UP. THE ONLY THING THAT IS MADE UP IS THE PART ABOUT THE GIRLS. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ANY NASTY COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE. THIS MONOLOGUE IS NOT MY WORDS. I JUST SUMMARIZED WHAT I HEARD. THANK YOU.^*^*^
Show Hostess: The Jonas Brothers. Okay, what's up with these guys? They are the most popular guys in America right now. Personally, I don't see why. The youngest looks like a poodle. *picture of Nick pops up on the screen behind the lady's head* His girlfriend, Sarah, isn't much better. She looks like something out of a costume store. *picture of Sarah shows up in Nick's place*But you know, I think that's why they are perfect for each other. I mean just look at them. *picture of them both outside the bus talking showed up*
(Everyone's jaws flew open in shock.)
Nick: I don't look like a poodle. And she doesn't look like she came out of a costume store.
Show Hostess: Okay, I'm tired of talking about the youngest. Let's move on to the oldest, Kevin. What is up with that guy? *picture pops up* Hello! Sideburns went out after Elvis did. Somebody get that guy the memo! Please! He looks like something out of the Greece movies or something. His fiancée, Anna, doesn't look too much different. *picture of Anna* Will somebody please tell her that her shirt went out of style just after those shorts she's wearing did. Both out of style. Both perfect for each other.
Kevin and Anna: We love the way that we look. It never went out of style!
Show Hostess: And oh my goodness. Joseph. *picture* That boy is going to get whiplash one of these days, he slings his hair out of his face so much. If we thought it would make us look hot, we would all be doing it. But you don't see anyone walking around, 'yeah ya know, *tosses head imitating Joe* it's just *toss head*...' Personally I wouldn't care if he did or not. In fact, I kind of wish that we would mess up his neck. Maybe if it was serious enough, it will mess up his vocal chords and actually improve their sound. News around town now is that he's also getting married. His fiancée, Tylar, has even worse hair than he has. *picture of Tylar* And I mean, who has that name 'Tylar'? Isn't that a guy's name? Apparently it's short for Teresa or something. The girl's pregnant.
Tylar: *eyes get wide* WHAT THE HECK?!?!? I AM NOT PREGNANT!!!
Show Hostess: I mean just look at her. Give her another month and you'll be able to figure it out. I don't even see why her and Joe have those rings on anymore. They're all supposedly virgins. They have abstinence rings that say 'true love waits'. That is so stupid. They're also supposed to be Christians. All I have to say to that is, if you're a Christian, what are you doing here in Hollywood? I don't believe a word of it. Well, that's all the time we have for today. This was Hollywood Smack Down. ^*^*^A/N: THAT IS A MADE UP NAME^*^*^
(The TV screen flickered off. And everything went silent. No one looked around the room. Tylar got up off of the arm of the chair and sat down with her back leaning against the side of the chair with tears running down her face. Nick slid his arm around Sarah's shoulders and pulled her into a hug. Anna leaned forward into her hands and sobbed. Kevin finally broke the silence.)
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