BOND bicycle with ejector seat and flamethrower

Bicycle designed to combat the things that most annoy the urban cyclist:
Handlebar-mounted flamethrower to stop motorists overtaking too close, ejection seat to deal with bike thieves and a caterpillar track to tackle potholes and snow. The B.O.N.D (Built of Notorious Deterrents) bike will be on show at Cycle 2010 on the ilovemybike.co.uk stand

Category:

Autos & Vehicles

Tags:

• bicycle
• flamethrower
• ejection
• seat
• K-Trak
• extreme
• cycling

[matthall001]

that ejector seat is PATHETIC!

[14sJakeB190]

I want to see it move!

RIDE IT OR SOMETHING!

[EllidanX]

snow bike)

[MrStemkilla]

that ejector seat is well it cant lift 2 pounds and the flamethrower is just the magic trick fire ball its kist burning the paper and is stupid

[montey1017]

strap 4 M-80's together under/inside the seat...thats a lot better theft-prevention than...well...that...

[AllYourFault43]

@matthall001 IT'S A BIKE WITHA FLAMETHROWER AND EJECTOR SEAT C'MON MAN!!!!!!!!!

[Irano1995]

@matthall001

But handful if you crash xP

[galenator123]

th ejector seat looks like it will just smash your balls

[TenBStudioS]

lol



[suicidewafflez]

Who the fuck would buy cycle insurance?

[stopglobalswarming]

Put a shift kit and a Grubee engine on it, and just carry a Pistol AR, works better than that flame thrower.

[topphemelig]

HARDCORE!