Tony Horton - isms funny lines from p90x
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...thats a short uncle.
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"i recommend...foot spray" - yoga x
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I almost peed my pants :) I love tony horton.
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I HATE it.... but I love it
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GEERRMANN POTATO SOUPP
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I like the workouts but damn, it's tough listening to him for an hour... every time at the DVD menu, there's the option to turn the music off... I wish there was a "Turn Off Horton's Voice" option, haha. He's like a ten year old using different voices and awkward jokes. Maybe it's the charm of it, dunno, but it's corny.
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i HATE when Tony says "BAM! I love bam! Bring on the bam!" I'm near the end of my 2nd round of P90X (aka Day 165) and every time that part comes on it totally messes up my concentration! And during Ab Ripper X when he says "Imagine if you had to do 100 of 'em." For some reason that totally messes w/ my concentration too. It's like... why would I want to imagine that? Dammit, Tony! I <3 him though.
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"Hit my haaannnd, Hit my haaaaaaand."...."Don't hit my hand."
"I recommend a block here; use your cat or dog if you don't have one."
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lmfao happieness is this right here
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Tony Horton = if Jim Carrey was a workout video guy
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This was perfectly edited! ahah to those who have completed a round of P90X, this is so funny. Like an inside joke that only "the kids" understand!
Hey kids, follow me on Tweet land for my progress. @Get_A_BeachBod
I like in Cardio X
"It's static and ballistic its stablistic its bullistakic
*old man voice*
what am I sayin, I don't know, I don't know what im sayin
bluebballgirl 8 months ago
@bluebballgirl funny... i put that in just now! uploading it as i type... :)
playlacrosse24 7 months ago
I love at the end of one of the back workouts (legs and back?), tony goes over to bump knuckles with one of the girls and she hits him in the face with her bands. Makes me laugh every fucking time.
mjfraser66 8 months ago 2
@mjfraser66 haha... i had never noticed that... but found it... legs and back... her band handles hit him in the face... hehe
playlacrosse24 8 months ago
and "they're workin hard i know u are!" and "sniffffffff thats a beautiful thing"
AUSTINxZACH 10 months ago
@AUSTINxZACH ... i so know that line... which work out was that? plyo?
playlacrosse24 10 months ago