Twilight: The Musical - The Duel

This installment of "Twilight: The Musical" brings forth a confrontation between Jacob (the hot one) and Edward (the cold one) and, in a world without McDLTs, there is no way to keep them separate.

Lyrics for Twilight: The Musical - The Duel

Jacob
Hello Bloodsucker.

Edward
Hello Dog.

Jacob
Im here to remind you of how the treaty is written.
Its not whether a human is killed. Its whether he is bitten.

Bella
That is none of your business, Jacob.

Jacob
What? Ill kill you, you leech!

Edward
Calm yourself, cur.

Jacob
You cannot make Bella a vampire.

Edward
It will keep her safe and it is her desire.

Jacob
I can keep Bella safer than you.
That much I know. That much is true.
I can control myself fine.

Edward
You can control yourself? HA! That is a bet I will be taking.
Look as I approach her neck. Your hands are shaking.

Jacob
My hands are calm.

Edward
Youre a time bomb.

Jacob
Damn it!!!
Bella! Should be with me.
I will protect her guaranteed.
Theres only one place for her tush.
Its under my roof in La Push.
Shell make me waffles every morn.
The waffles will go to the sky.
The syrup will flow down like wine.
Therell be bacon and some orange juice.
And in the afternoon, well nap.
And on Edward, we wont give a crap.
And for dinner, well have some more waffles.
Then well play Nintendo Wii.
In Mario Kart, I call Yoshi.
Hes got a sweet motorbike.
Our kids wouldnt be as hairy as youd think.
Theyd want milk, not blood to drink.
Who wants blood-drinking kids?
Do you see how happy she can be?
She will be mine. I do decree.
Edward! Lets fight!

Directed by... Freshwater Picnic
Written by... Kevin Tor
Director of photography... Jonathan DeMuth
Edited by... Jonathan DeMuth
Music by... Ash Louis
Jacob Black... Kevin Tor
Edward Cullen... Sean McCormack
Bella Swan... Abby Holland

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• new moon
• edward
• jacob
• bella
• freshwater picnic
• kevin tor
• gimpytor
• robert pattinson
• musical
• comedy
• kristen stewart
• taylor lautner
• parody
• werewolf
• vampire
• Jonathan DeMuth

[AfrimGjonbalaj]

OJ+Waffles-Bacon= So hungry right now. I wish they fell out of the sky and on to my chest like that ;)

[Jesus469]

I just can't get over the ending - I love the look on Jacob's face as he says "let's fight!"

I'm surprised you guys haven't put anything about Atom in the info, btw - Scott Gairdner (the guy you beat) has stuff about it all over his site.

[rhiannoncuddle373]

this made my day =D

[Ryan62971]

They are rhyming and they aren't even singing yet. From the start to 0:50

[hazeleyes3395]

omg 1:33 is hilarious. they pull down their pants omg! that was so wrong! lmao

[depeche609]

stupid but its ok..everyone in this video is HOT

[JDeMuth13]

Really funny video... the waffle drop part was kind of gross. I hope no more of that surfaces on the net someday soon.

[AbbyMay11]

Love the Flashdance waffles