Going Postal

Yep. I'm back. Yay?

LYRICS:

When our work is slowly grinding us down, were trying to not get pissed
Putting our annoying co-workers on our imaginary annoying people to murder list
Were very good at handling rage, so for years its not let loose
But when our boss gave us the sack, hes significantly tightened that noose

Letter bombs through the door
Dead bodies piling up around on the floor

Hey, hey lets go on a spree, killing everyone that employed you and me
Hey, hey lets make headlines on TV
Hey, hey lets murder everyone, going insanes just a part of the fun
Hey, hey better grab yourself a gun
Were not going coast to coastal, were going postal

So now were on our massacre, theres no more turning back
Were blowing up and shooting stuff, lets cut and slash and hack
Well show the fuckers what worth ethic means, the madness never ends
Lets kill em all in creative ways, but remember to avoid our friends

Letter bombs through the door
Dead bodies piling up around on the floor

Hey, hey lets go on a spree, with guns, ammunition and some victims that flee
Hey, hey, how much blood can you see?
Hey, hey lets load up the guns, this is gonna be a double barrel of fun
Hey, hey lets lower the population
Were gonna make them all a bit ghost-al, were going postal

Were reaching the end of the day, the suns starting to set
Sirens and flashing lights on the horizon. Theyre looking for us, I bet
Lets get into the escape vehicle, of course its a delivery van
Weve surpassed the levels of Columbine, now its about damn time we ran

Letter bombs through the door
Dead bodies piling up around on the floor

Hey, hey lets go on a spree, cos we worked really hard and got a minimal fee
Hey, hey lets resign maniacally
Hey, hey lets kill all the scum, doing all that walking always gave me the runs
Hey, hey that was almost a clever pun
Were gonna make their blood flow-stall

Hey, hey lets go on a spree, the kind thats been acknowledged since 1983
Hey, hey lets make headlines on TV
Hey, hey lets go on the run, killing ourselves doesnt seem that fun
Hey, hey, lets ride to that setting Sun
Were not going coast to coastal, I guess Im a little boastful
When you and me, were going postal

Category:

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[KurshyKursha]

@valleym09 Oh Hi Monkeyman. lols. Add me on steam. xD yea i had noticed that. I'm semi there but not really, Message me and we shall plays, cuz i stalked chu tot he SS server in the first place.

[mattline46]

I care!

[thepenciledcookie]

Your lyrics are genius.

[randomsity2]

THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG OLLIE! Everyone who knows you cares :D.

[valleym09]

lawl flow-stal..then there was silence

[valleym09]

KURSHA its me monkeyman or cocoapuffs havent been on ss server in awhile tho

[cheesymcnuggets123]

very nice and im glad your back dude

[fremenjoe34]

I believe you still have my red Swingline stapler.

[KurshyKursha]

Me cares. and i like this one ^^