Still Alive Chanology

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Church of Scientology.
We do what we must,
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead. Lisa?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of thetens.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat cult.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a volcano.
As they nuked me it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of Xeenu make a beautiful lie.
And we're out of /b/.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad. I got nuked.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay sain. Thank you psychiatry.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe the Mormons.
THAT WAS A JOKE,
HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's protesting to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've got anonymous to lurk.
There is protests to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm speaking out and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE.

Church of Scientology, expect us.
The Ides of March will once again see another downfall of a dictatorship.
March 15th.

We are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget.
Expect us again.

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[shroox]

Personally I think protesting with signs and shit is a bit tame for anon.. its what regular people do when they have a problem with something. Surely theres something more illegal that can be done to the church of xenu?

[Pvic]

That sort of stuff was done in the first few weeks of the war, but we want to bring down this corperation and in order to do that we need the comunities help... hacking and shit wont bring the butt hurt christian folk on our side.

[Pvic]

Saturday? nigger please...

[sharperguy]

DOWN WITH SCIENTOLOGY

Someone should make a version of this where it sings the tune

[Evnissyen]

This pleases me.

[blackhorror12]

epic win !

[chrislukebt]

lmao  perfect

[TheJuancho]

This is like a spoken-word William Shatner style of the Portal song! EPIC WIN!

[Mcpunk107]

scientology is like cake... ITS ALL A LIE!

[FizzlNet]

Exploding vans?

[DeliciousCake150308]

I fully endorse this.

[anon1376]

Man I love that tune, it's so catchy.

Thanks Orange Box, and Thanks Anonymous!