How to be Australian in under 1 minute...

we help you learn these Australian sayings with our great Australian, Patrick Earley!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• parody
• Australia
• samsoccer4city
• tahooney
• thatboyandrew

[samsoccer4city]

thanks guys!

[YouMakeMeBeautiful15]

kangaroo - - my ride to school :)

[AussieJames25]

Dumb arse Americans think we ride to school in Kangaroo pouches. Idiots. Every Aussie knows you ride on it's back

[musiclover3524]

So...argh, if you tried to ride a Kangaroo to school, you wouldn't make it to school you would end up in a hospital.

[QwertyQwertyHadskill]

@cpmoule Oh flip flop rubbish, go eat an english muffin on a kangarro and bugger off...

By the way I'm australian and I fucking loved this.

[cpmoule]

you faggots. would get stabbed if you ever come to australia. this is fucking racist. stupid septic tank cunt. your country owes us a shitload. so if i was you. id shut the fuck up.

[MrGixxer91]

@Buscapex an English muffin...lol

[Avatar230594]

Yeah contrary to popular belief, we don't ride kangaroos.

[amycourtneytanisha]

we don't ride kangaroos mate

[aSzVeRz]

Lol if we ride kangaroos in australia, do you ride fat people in america?

[falquot3]

how not to be australian in under a minute*

[TheElfdreaming]

@chris8394 you aren't Aussies they are American wannabes. Real Australians don't need to wave a flag to know who they are.