No Sippy Cup - Handlebars Parody

It's a spoof off of the Flobots song, Handlebars.
Lyrics:
I can drink my milk with no sippy cup.
no sippy cup, no sippy cup.
I can drink my milk with no sippy cup.
no sippy cup, no sippy cup.

Look at me, look at me
dressed up in school
and it's good to be alive
cuz I'm a great programmer
and you just wish you could game like me.
I can make you level up in warcraft,
I can show you how to burn CD's,
I'm fluent in elf and wookie
and I can pwn you in D and D.
I can name every single constellation
and I have a pen pal who lives in France.
I can take apart my mom's computer
but I can't get a date to any girl's choice dance.
Me and my friends love Star Wars 3,
me and my friends made an RPG
but everyone laughs at me
cuz I don't have any liberty because

I have to be home by eight fifteen,
by eight fifteen, by eight fifteen.
And I love reading Star Wars Magazine,
Star Wars Magazine, Star Wars Magazine.

Look at me, look at me,
dressed in my bowtie,
it's good to be alive
in such a nice world.
I'm all curled up with a book to read.
I can make a website that says I'm awesome,
I can tell you about Bohr's advance,
I have a telescope that sees the planets
but I still don't have a date for that girl's choice dance.
I know know all about global warming.
I know that Nostradamus's warning impends.
I know how to work new Vista,
and I just barely set it up this morning.
Drag it, drop it, click and pan it,
me and my friends can save the planet.
I can end wars and strikes and hunger,
and I can make old people look much younger cuz

I know I'd get cancer from a cigarette,
from a cigarette, from a cigarette.
And I try to get China to free Tibet,
to free Tibet, to free Tibet.

Look at me, look at me
gaming and I won't stop-
Cuz it feels so good to be
pwning and on top!
In school, they hate me,
they call me dipwad,
but through books and board games,
I feel like a god.
I know I should go have some real fun,
but how can I with work to get done?
If only I could find a loved one
then I might again feel the light of the sun.
Perhaps, some day, I might go outside,
because I actually want to,
but all my fears, they just won't subside.
I'm afraid I'll have no one to talk to cuz

I'm socially awkard in the public eye,
in the public eye, in the public eye.
And I have no idea how to talk to girls,
how to talk to girls, how to talk to girls.
And I can't make a friend that's not online,
that's not online, that's not online,
etc.

I can drink my milk with no sippy cup.
no sippy cup, no sippy cup.
I can drink my milk with no sippy cup.
no sippy cup, no sippy cup.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Flobots
• handlebars
• parody
• spoof
• music video
• comedy

[GranturismoFan96]

hey he just discribt my live

[soadhabit]

i expected that to be way worse than it was. thumbs up

[captinrex35]

I meant LMAFAO

[captinrex35]

LOL Im LMFAOing inside

[glstudios]

pretty good but j@w's is better

[JaykstahTheGuitarist]

the like bar is a green lightsaber. MAKE IT LONGER PPL THUMBS UPS!

[dinobtr]

he looks like Alphonse from fullmetal alchemist

[AnnikaSkywalkr]

Brilliantly done!

[emounicorn0112]

i love the flobots and i thot i was gonna b pissed wit it but i like it

[StatickTheFox]

4 people cant drink their milk with no sippy cup

[darkfighter2300]

i love this video and i can drink my milk with no sippy cup no sippy cup

[emilemonbabe]

GOOD JOB KYLE! Haha I freakin love this boy.