Catriona and Angela's Rendition of "Floppy"

Thank the lord my voice is so soft, you can barely hear me. Angela is the one with the louder voice. Pahahahaha! I don't really know what to make of this... Anyway, here's the lyrics to our lovely song.

This is a story about a nut gone floppy...

Early morning, I sit down,
With a shark, shark, shark on the floor,
It's time for flake shop,
Hundred miles,
It's you they're all farting for!

They go, "Isn't it floppy?
This nutty good ball?"
And they say it's so floppy, it's a car,
But it leaks, leaks, leaks in the business park,
Winking, at the puffin, missing it's wife,
And why do these bees come at night?

You're spitting foliage in ice cream,
There's no one there to touch it up,
And the room is spinning,
And the creeps are are tripping,
But tell me, what happens to my nuts?

They go, "Isn't it floppy?
This nutty good ball?"
And they say it's so floppy, it's a car,
But it leaks, leaks, leaks in the business park,
Winking, at the puffin, missing it's wife,
And why do these bees come at night?

---RANDOM NOISES---

"Isn't it floppy?
This nutty good ball?"

It is so floppy,
But why does it leak?
If the puffin is missing it's wife,
Why do these bees come at night?

And they say it's so floppy, it's a car,
But it leaks, leaks, leaks in the business park,
Winking, at the puffin, missing it's wife,
And why do these bees come at night?

It's so floppy, it's a car,
But it leaks, leaks, leaks in the business park,
Winking, at the puffin, missing it's wife,
And why do these bees come at night?

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