My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines - Howto Not Seduce Hot Girls

Warning: Rude Content and Dirty Words.

These aren't the best pick-up lines ever but they are some of the rudest. This is not the secret of how to seduce women. If you want to pick up a hot sexy girl in a bar, don't use these funny lines. They won't get you sex, but might get you slapped. Consider this the opposite of sex and relationship advice. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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[geekofimportance]

is your dad a farmer, cuz you sure know how to raise cocks

[blmh1959]

u must be a farmer, cause you sure no how to raise a cock!

[B3ASTY5N1P3R]

lets play lion tamer...you get on all fours and ill stick my head in your mouth

that shirt is very becoming on you...but then again if i was on you id be coming too

[TheHazyfiasco]

"I've got a condom"

[midnightraven100]

1. you must have died and been a baker cuz you have a nice set of buns.

2. *garbs a girls butt* is this seat taken?

[TheCatherineanne1]

Your clothes would look ten times better on my bed room floor:)

[Slipknotro123]

Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? *pulls out pockets* ya want too?

[MeowrCx]

I like her boobs.

[2012farming]

if i could re-arange the alphabet...id fuck you!!!!!!!

[silenthill123321]

is that marmalade on your vagina?

[itzkolpi]

Do you like your eggs, scrambled, poached or fertilized