Episode 106.5 He-Man Tribute

Oh, the He-man-ity
Theres a hero whos sure
His hair glitters like gold
And Hes crying while watching seventh heaven
Shaved chest, chiseled face
Not a hair out of place
By the power of Greyskull he prances
Ooo, and hes buying a Bette Middler box set
Ooo, and hes crying while watching seventh heaven
Castle Greyskill he fills
With Ikea products to the gills
All the rooms are decored by theme and season
Reading poetry, pressing flowers
Steamy bubble baths for hours,
After his workout with his trainer named Eugene
Ooo, and hes trying to coordinate his sword and boots
Ooo, and hes appalled at Skeletors two toned body suit
And it makes you wonder
Ooo, doesnt it make you wonder (just a little bit)
Yead, thats right, doesnt it make you wonder?
Oh, if theres a bustle up in Greyskull dont be alarmed now
Its just the king or should I say Queen?
Yes there are two ways you can go by, but in the long run
You must decided which road He-mans on
And as he floats on down the road
His quest demanding so Im told
He likes the ladies or he dont (you decide)
But he likes his lattes iced and cold
Season ticket to Broadway shows
The sword he seeks is long and hard
Wants to trade his loincloth for a leotard
Cause he is he and he is tan, yeah
And he is buff and he is man
And hes buying a Bette Middler box set.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• heman
• he-man
• he is tan
• gay
• straight
• both
• blond
• fights
• crime

[zipste82]

Holy F, that was fantastic!! I grew up watching He-Man and this dude makes a good point...I wonder which way He-Man swings his 'sword'?! LMAO!!