Jak's Five Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas!

And to all of those who do not celebrate Christmas: Happy Holidays!

And to those people who do not celebrate any holiday, be it Christmas or otherwise... um... Happy Winter Solstice?

Jak's got quite a list for Santa to fulfill. But, if Santa can do it, then I also want the money, power, and the kids singing. Except, since I'm already the ruler of the known universe, I'll make those kids sing like a slave-driver!

Me: (cracking whip of DOOM) Sing! Sing, damnit! I can't here the peace and harmony in your voices!
Kids: We've been singing for hours and our throats hurt!
Me: The minute you stop singing, there's going to be a massive war that kills off all your families! Do you want that? You're the only thing keeping the world peaceful. Sing!

Ah... power corrupts absolutely.

Purely fan-made. I make no money from this.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jak
• Steve
• Martin
• Five
• Christmas
• Wishes
• Funny

[TheCriticzeizr]

JUDGEMENTTIME!  5/10

[jakeirako]

LOL I can't stop watching this xD. i find it hilarious how the kids were 1st in the begginning and at the end was last on the list. Jak is a horny devil and it feels so good to see ND Jak cutscenes 8D.

[Orange0Lightning]

Jak's got quite the Christmas list there, doesn't he? Very funny. xD

[Twime777]

Lol i'd just have the big pile of money XD .... and a dinosaur! :P