Deven Green's CROWNING FASHION - A Comedy Parody

Deven Green is judge, jury and and host in this CROWNING FASHION show.
http://www.DevenGreen.com
(c) 2011 Deven Green. All rights reserved.

WHAT INSCRUTABLE WORDS:
Pageants...models...hooker meat...let's enter head-first this time.
Keep dicking around, you''ll work yourself into a lather.
Cinco's full of spunk. You gave a humdinger in the 'ain't gonna suck itself ' portion. Play ping pong by tucking in both ribs and blowing. Uggh, (ping pong exits). Came out your tickle trunk.
Give a handful of slut you'll get a finger full of deal with it later.
You've earned every rhinestone -- just look at your tonsils. (delicious taste). Tip of the crown!
Bow-legged lowers your centre of gravity. Baah Baah Bye.
If you have no face accentuate your pearl necklace. At least your back looks nice.
Chameleon on the catwalk. She FLARED, she FLARED!
You do have the right bone structure for disease.
And a 3, 4, 5, and a walka walka turn and a turn pose hold and a walka walka walk walka walka walka turn turn turn pose hold hands up hands up other hand up and cupcake leaves as fat ass enters. Diaphanous chintz with flounce emphasizes a beefy hood. Example of a toe jacket. I'll call you out in order of dislike: Swank, Ham Fist, Cockapoo, Thistle, Entitled, Suckling Pig, and Balls.
Ahem, I've extended the runway into a marathon -- down the social ladder. Country girls can line dance and anal. (Pervert blowing) Such mindless prowess: benefactor approved. (Pervert blowing, pervert blowing then releases his man babies).
Dirty pig blew what? (Tertiary release) Probably your chances of winning.
Black bar automatically lost when said, 'Kindly remove yourself from my mouth.'
Look boys sign language in my pants! You won a frothy topping -- everyone's gonna want to lick the crown. You're also going to Vegas to hear 'Ceasar Sing.' Show your hand -- no your cards -- how do you separate up a pair of queens. Your skills lay elst where.
You, no you, maybe you, why you, never you, touch your leaf, fix your face, and get off my runway! I claim this head in the name of -- ooh double chin. Let's be BLUNT, MARY JANE, you're a CHRONIC winner. Just inhale the parade. Seasoned fries placate the munchies then garbage farts. Danger! Danger! When models replicate they form a gaggle. Blink if you think getting rid of your belly means rolling him off of you. We can't show your hose because it caught and snagged -- you should never have jerked it off. You will always be 'audience.'
Spin, spin so I can say goodnight to one eye -- good night. Keep smiling and looking like everyone's coming -- you too lampshade. Raccoon eyes make good pets. Hear me now you all look exactly the same -- only you think you're different. A rod in the hand is always going to be worth two on the face. Good bye...I really care. Run along now,I know you have to go blow a job interview (inane secret titter knowing that you will).

Photo Credit:
Facessshhh: Deven Green
Photog: Toban Nichols
Hair/Make up/Fashion: David Marvel
Set: Dare Williams
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*Special thanks to all my friends who feverishly watch, laugh, repeat and shake until gorgeous.*

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[eringobrown]

"tickle trunk" LOL

[jamesathy]

i bet the one "dislike" is from someone who's name starts with brendad and ends with ickson

[Junglist954]

"You do have the right bone structure for disease." LOL!!!

[bcoleman519]

It's... like poetry.

[Brandon112878]

This is genius. It is absolutely gutwrenchingly beautiful.

[skiluinamso]

Cameleon on the catwalk...she flared, she flared!!! OMG, I can't stop laughing ;o)

[Hotleather31]

LMAO!!!!

[Cazxiro]

"country girls can line dance and anal" <3

[davideburford]

Luv this!!=)

[rebecca8273]

One person will always be audience - and knows it.

[madanonymous]

@jamesathy and I'm sure if there's one more dislike, I bet it's Susan Dennis (it's pronounced DENIES).