If Jesus was a Conservative

What if Jesus was like a right-wing conservative Christian?
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[doct1400]

@Firesprink72 Well that's because quite often the problem at least in part is that we didn't throw enough money at it. Public Schools and Obama's stimulus both being great examples of when we didn't throw nearly enough money at a problem.

[Dlahusen1]

Love your stuff DarkMatter2525 but this isn't a very good analogy, stick with pointing out the hypocrisy of religions and away from demi-goding political issues (this video makes you sound like a religious nut!)... The jesus can in this video can heal anything without effort. So of course he is an asshole for not helping. However in real life the ability to heal someone takes a LIFETIME of dedication, hence the need for compensation or there would be nobody to do the healing.

[titans091052]

@Firesprink72 Stop it. Saying my buying a mansion, and a Ferrari, and staying at 5 star resorts has a trickle down effect therefore I'm helping the poor is just fucking stupid.

[Texmurphy51]

@InteGrayting2 sez"You think that's what "liberal" people think, and you are wrong."

It depends on how you define it. OWS have Liberals, Progressives & Communists among them.

My blanket statement of Liberals is no worse than yours is of conservatives.

They are not all on medicare & the Gov provides it so what you said is not accurate.

Old people are voting Dem/Liberal because they fear Rep will cut the medicare.

If you doubt my OWS claims then check their original demands

[Firesprink72]

@LermanProductions Furthermore, rich people DO help the poor and the middle class. They create the jobs. They invest the money that lower class people use to start or expand their own businesses. They own the stock that puts value into your 401K. Also, to a large degree, they do donate money voluntarily. People forget that the liberals in the government who demonize the rich, are rich themselves. Conservatives believe that MORE Americans shold be rich, not less.

[DollabiIIz2]

@LermanProductions Go back to china then racist commie fuck. 

[LermanProductions]

@Firesprink72 YOU don't pay for it. The top 5% of the nation pays for it and unless your making millions of dollars a year, then stop slamming liberals. You know what you do pay for? Education, health, and taxes - all of which could be lowered for you if taxes were just raised for the rich. Rich people can afford to help the poor and the middle class, but they're too greedy to do it voluntarily.

[Firesprink72]

A liberal's solution to a problem is one that throws the most money at the problem, while making themselves appear to be compassionate. If the money doesn't solve the problem, it is because we didn't throw ENOUGH money at it. (examples: public schools,Obama's economic stimulus). If we throw more money at it, and it still doesn't solve the problem, it is still because we didn't throw enough money at it. It never ends. Anyone who suggests NOT throwing more money down the toilet gets demonized.