Most Beautiful Girl

Pretending to have talent at our high school's talent show... with amazing pants.
A Flight of the Conchords cover.


Looking round the room, I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
(In the whole wide room)
And when you're on the street, depending on the street.
I bet you are definitely in the top three... [ding]...
Good lookin' girls on the street.
(Depending on the street).

And when I saw you at my friend's place
I thought... what... is... she... doing? [ding]
...at my friend's place,
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave.
(Ooh, you're a legend, Dave).

I asked Dave if he's going to move on you.
He's not sure, I said,
"Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind,
But I can tell he kind-of minds,
But I'm going to do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low, here we go.
You're so beautiful...
You could be a waitress...
You could be an air hostess in the 60s.
You're so beautiful...
You could be a part-time model
And then I seal the deal, I do my moves,
I do my dance moves.

It's 12:02 , just me and you.
And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near, let's get out of here.
Let's get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabab!
I can't believe that I'm sharing a kabab
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabab.
(Oh yeah, oh ba-bay...)
Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch.
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow... no-oh-oh, yeah...

Cause you're so beautiful...
Like a tree.
You're so beautiful..
Almost as beautiful as Garrison Draper, but not quite...
You're so beautiful...
Like Barack Obama's speeches.
(Yes, we can. Yes, we can.)
You're so beautiful...
Like some nice ceramics or somethin'.
You're so beautiful...
You could be a part time model...
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Part time model.
Spend part of your time modeling...
And part of your tiiiiime... next to me!

And I guess you'd spend the rest of your time at your normal job.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• most
• beautiful
• girl
• talent
• show
• kevin
• alex
• flight
• conchords

[baseball627]

nice job! where did you find the piano music though? (could i get my hands on it?? haha)

[kayjen]

@baseball627

We just played it by ear from the FOTC version. Good luck!

[PrincessPenguinn]

Your are a talented Genuis!!! savagely Funny!! :P

[17whiteDiamonDs]

Nice performance. nice pants. great piano version! and of course: great guitar play. xD

[v07m9s]

These guys are MEGA-HOT!

[starfleetvulcan]

Some one Please give this guy a job on Saturday Night Live! So the world can make KenJen Peace! : )

[wafeman17]

college is fun, but its these kinds of events that make me miss high school......almost painfully.

[ringpop29]

I've never laughed so hard at my computer before... Flawless, guys. <3

[cupcakeassasination]

BEAUTIFUL PANTS!!!! GOOD JOB YOU CRAZIES HEHEHE

[Gandon95]

well did you win the talent show???

[123diddi]

BEST. EVER.

[sneezy610]

KAYEN IS A HOMO xD

[ejack2000]

Aah! MOST Beautiful, depending on which street or party, and compared to those paragons of lovliness: waitresses, 60s airline stewardesses, part-time models, , Obama's yes-we-can speeches, 'nice' ceramics and even Garrison Draper(?)! Your devotion is (almost) boundless - down to sharing fast food and (part of) your life! Now that's hetra-seksuality at it's very best, like pink and/or green bell-bottoms and... STEREOS.

I'm so overwhelmed, I peed my pants...you guys are GAWDS! -- Jack

[EXtremedges]

OMFG! haha. my stomach hurts haha