New Miracle Whip Commercial
Uploader Comments (OGnike)
Top Comments
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This commercial is an insult to the intelligence of the human race.
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Man you guys don't understand. You don't feel Miracle Whip, you just taste it. You don't see what we are and you don't understand who we are. You guys are just Mayo, bland and boring eggs whip. We're Miracle Whip, that radical condiment that makes sandwiches with they were not boring. We're hip, cool, and we don't play the fool.
God damn this shit is gay.
All Comments (88)
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Dear Miracle Whip, Shut up, Blend in, Do us all a favor and disappear (in the background or foreground, I don't care), You won't even be playing second fiddle (you don't even make the cut), You taste awful in a sandwich, You don't belong anywhere near salad, No one spreads you on their panini (What the hell even is a crostini?), We know when you're in there because it tastes awful, You're not like the other because the others are actually edible, You're as unique as a turd, So tone it down.
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MIRACLE WHIP IS SO GODDAMN EXTREME!!!
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So...what *is* Miracle Whip? Is it some sort of egg cream substance thing?
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If ever my friends call me for a party around miracle whip-I will need to find new friends.
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We are our own unique flavor, that millions of people everywhere eat every day.
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Mayonaisse=Good sandwhich condiment for turkey sandwhiches, etc
Miricle whip=Nasty, Proccessed white bird shit.
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Miracle Whip can be used as a hat, apparently.
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Fucking mayo.
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I'm gonna be different and no one is gonna tell me how to live my life! Screw the Man! But please pass the Miracle Whip!
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I hate this fucking commercial!
I need this shit on my motherfucking sandwich right now.
OGnike 2 years ago 3