Literal Version of Morning Musume's "The Peace!"

LYRICS UNDER INFO!

I created this after busting a gut watching the new "Total Eclipse of the Heart" literal version.

I am totally crap at subtitling, so if you're awesome at that sort of thing, OH HAY maybe you could help out? ;D

Written and produced by VEEEEEEE~~~

LYRICS:

We're idols dressed like boys!
(abnormally large mens room!)
We're on a battleship!
(abnormally large mens room!)
Look at some urinals!
(abnormally large mens room!)
Now do a glee club dance!
(slightly gayer than the real Navy - yay!)
Oooo~ pose!

(one hundred yen budget!)

We're the older members
We're the younger cute ones
Hey you two crouch down!
Now fist pump!
FIST PUMP!
Make a stupid face
Show a different costume
Dolly shot of urinals
Do a 90's dance
Let's walk over here now
Random shot of Rika
Subtle beckoning hand dance move
DANCE MOVE
Look surprised at me!
Nozomi and Tsuji**
Pedobear is watching
Suggestive thrusting

Hey get a mop in here!
(clean clean)
Don't get the camera wet!
(on loan)

Green bathroom with three girls
This video has toilets
We cleaned them, okay, so it's cool, don't freak out
This isn't weird enough
So let's show Kaori
Sitting on a toilet
Looking really scared
That's weird
Now scream!
We'll be going now bye bye

Soft focus and lens flare
How'd we joint he Navy?
Look at me I'm the most popular one
Not her or her
Hi it's still my solo
Cameraman is dizzy
Stand inside the dolly track or fall down
Blinding lens flares look real cool!

Plastic boat in a tub
With lens flare - CG
Dance around like a drunk karaoke guy

Whoa that was really fast!
We all almost fell down
Look at us in white pants
I'm the little blonde one
Hip shake
HIP SHAKE
Jump for no real reason
If you're in the background
We'll do the real dancing
We're too into this

What happened to our mops?
Oh no a hurricane!

Now I'm mad at you guys
Who painted my bathroom pink
Seriously where did our mops just go
This was a yellow stall!
Everybody run!
I'm right up in your face!
Hey look it's W!
Let's bow
Hi did we mention this is Japanese?

We're all on a green screen
Pulling ropes and stuff now
But we're dancing down here at the same time
Overacting
I think I'll stop dancing
No one's really helping
Oh my god look at those freaking waves
IT's over now
Shiny flag

That was quick flag is up
Which Navy are we in?
Where's the crew
Or is the whole crew little girls?

Something makes me question
Whether this is really accurate
Do real sailors dance around like this?
Hey, you know what would make me really happy?
If we could have a disco right here on the ship!

Hey look our outfits changed!
(Disco dancing mens bathroom)
Whoa crazy shiny tops
(Disco dancing mens bathroom)
Do a little chicken dance
(Disco dancing mens bathroom)
Now charge the cameraman!
(Light up urinals and disco balls!)
Oooooo~ ZERG RUSH

Why do we have this bathroom?
There aren't any guys here
Unless you count Yasuda and Yossie
I'm really butch
Dance like Carlton Banks now
And go join the Navy
Five second close up montage of every girl
The top three and all the rest

Here's the part where we act like we will end the song
Dance around and okay this sounds like the end

Just kidding hahaha no that wasn't the end
Dim the lights and now we really mean the end

What the heck where's the end we're so proud of ourselves
Fooled you twice keep watching we'll do something cool

No we won't Clear the shot and inexplicably
Leave Kei-chan and Kaori just to end the song

No really end the song we can't keep dancing like this
We're on strike and Mari you just missed your mark

Oh my God are you still watching this video
Run back in and okay THAT WAS AN ORDEAL.


**(note: mistake, it's Kago and Tsuji. Nozomi IS Tsuji)

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[EmEm Em]

im ashamed to say it took me about a minute to figure out that this was a joke... cause i wasnt listeining to the worse cause there usually japanese. but im jeeze they suck in this one.... funny though

[antzy25]

i like the real song ok and morning musume ok

[TheSarcasticBird]

awesome! =3 the sorta thing i wanna do!

[RenRentheGreat]

No matter how many times I watch this amazingness, the ending always makes me die of laughter. And for that, I give you the biggest internet high five ever to be given. <3

[MisaMisa6666]

you said Nozomi and Tsuji..... Nozomi Tsuji is her name you should have said Aibon and Tsuji or Nozomi and Kago XD haha it was really funny otherwise.

[FireHidrentPro]

Not to sound lazy..but wouldn't it have made snese to put the subtitles in the video... I know that the lyrics are over in the info... but at least the lyrics in annotations could have made it to where we could watch the video and see the lyrics at the same time... sorry if I sound needy... but I'm used to the old way it's sung, and I can't hear the song anyother way without seeing lyrics... lol

[tashanomaly]

OMG, the Yasuda and Yossie part is HILARIOUS

[Smasherlock]

"Pedobear is watching" Oh, I bet he is.... especially because they're singing in a men's bathroom..

[GirRocks8]

2:54 obvious green screen is obvious

[GirRocks8]

why are they in the mens bathroom in the first place? (other than the obvious reason)