The Best of Obama

Once you go BARACK, you'll never go BACK!

Re-written lyrics for "Yellow Rose of Texas":
Theres a sweetheart in Alaska
That I have got to see
Nobody else could use her,
Not half as much as me.
She cried so when I picked her
She chose her Country First
Her shotgun will be handy
Now that her bubble's burst
Theres no other Barracuda
That Alaska ever knew
Her eyes are filled with passion,
for pipeline revenue.
You may well talk about Reform,
You may well talk of Change
But my Alaskan sweetheart
No voters will estrange.

When the politics are windy
In Chicago tis of Thee
She walks along the lake shores
My sweetheart Hillary.
I know she still thinks of me,
I know I left a spark
For once you go Obama
You never will go back.
Shes the toughest ex First Lady,
that our country even knew
I yearn for her experience,
I wish I had in lieu
I know it sounds ridiculous,
I know it may seem strange
You'll expect me to deliver,
and all I got is change.

If you should win,
If I should lose
Our touring will be done
We may resort to travel,
but not on Airforce One.
Got tickets to Alaska,
I got mine in advance.
It's time for new adventures,
or start a new romance.

We don't agree on issues,
We don't see eye to eye
On porn, on prayer, on taxes
Or that Iranian guy (hot, hot, hot)
But eventhough, as well you know
Forever we'll debate
We both adore our country
Which makes it OH SO GREAAAAAAAAT!

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[Xyre02]

LOL! XD

[Jutsinson]

hot

[carlsbadtuber]

(\___/) (='.'=) Shady ASs Obama!☺☺

[cami725]

WTF is this??? what a retard video!

[AJMZXFC]

What the FUCK!

[ParrotHumor]

I love those jib jab clips LOL

[ketaketa]

I agree LOL